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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/27/2006 12:59:15 PM

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against people that pee in the gene pool

So that's how the gene that turns people on to watersports came about!

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/27/2006 3:41:44 PM

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There oughta be a law that allows me to bill doctors for MY time spent lounging in their waiting room.

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/27/2006 4:21:52 PM

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There oughta be a law that allows me to bill doctors for MY time spent lounging in their waiting room.

Well said!

I wonder if there is one that doesn't....

There oughta be a law that requires itself to be broken as a point of its wording.

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/27/2006 5:56:54 PM

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against rude men who think they rule the female population.

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/28/2006 8:48:40 AM

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there outta be a law against giving children mullets. CHILD ABUSE!

OMG YES!!!!! I have just witnessed this atrocious act at my kindergarteners basketball game. (Well, this is WV, by God!)

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/28/2006 8:51:57 AM

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against people who pick their nose while driving

against people who gob green oysters out their window on the freeway

I disagree. Thats where I do my best work.

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/28/2006 10:52:49 AM

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There Outta Be a Law ______________

1. That prevents people (especially salespeople and bill collectors) from calling before 10:00 AM.

2. That states you should never have to speak, see, hear, remember or come in contact with your ex-spouse again in this lifetime as well as any future lifetimes. Furthermore, one should be supplied with a certificate that states your children were the result of an immaculate conception.

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/28/2006 12:54:41 PM

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There Outta Be a Law ______________
against telephone menus.

There Outta Be a Law ______________
against people who make a full stop in traffic in order to make a right turn into a parking lot.

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against drivers in SUVs and any vehicle really, who think it is alright to swerve left prior to turning right.

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against drivers who can't get into the turn lane and block other traffic.

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against people who take freaking forever to start their car and back out of their parking place.

*Sigh* Yes, I am most stressed in traffic and parking lots!

Several of My other pet peeves (not related to driving!) have already been covered.

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 3/5/2006 6:15:31 PM

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There Outta be a Law_______

Against You.

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