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There Outta Be a Law - 2/25/2006 11:36:45 AM

Real0ne

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Fill in the blank.

There Outta Be a Law ______________

against people who can peel a fresh orange in one long unbroken peel!

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/25/2006 12:34:49 PM

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There oughta be a law against a musician or group covering a song if the definitive version has already been done and no improvement on said version is being offered.

Some examples of this are: Dancing In The Street, by Martha and the Vandellas; On Broadway, by The Drifters; and, to a lesser extent, My Girl, by The Temptations.

Bob

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/25/2006 12:51:12 PM

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against people that think they know everything when it is perfectly clear that I do.

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/25/2006 2:42:17 PM

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against people that think they know everything when it is perfectly clear that I do.

LMAO Gauge

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/25/2006 7:08:16 PM

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against inexperienced Dominants claiming to be experienced in all aspects of BDSM.

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/25/2006 7:17:41 PM

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there outta be a law against giving children mullets. CHILD ABUSE!

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/25/2006 9:10:47 PM

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against chocolate having calories!

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/25/2006 9:31:46 PM

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Against people driving 5 miles an hour UNDER the speed limit in the FAST lane, when I'm riding on cruise control!

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/26/2006 12:47:23 AM

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There oughta be a law against a musician or group covering a song if the definitive version has already been done

I agree DesertRat! Also a law against using great old classic's for comercials

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This bring back and use it and/or do it over is getting Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of control.
The remaking of movies really should have a strict law!
Does no one have creative imaginations anymore? Can no one take us somewhere we haven't gone before?
Take the "Pink Panther", I mean Steve Martin is a great actor in his own right, but to have the audacity to redo a role Peter Sellers developed and nurtured I find just plain insulting!

Make it a law there will be no more copycat crap, give us something fresh and new things to stir the mind and imagination!
As you can tell this shit reaally bugs the crap out of me

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/26/2006 12:47:46 AM

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There Outta Be a Law ______________

that outlaws people from painting their house any funky colors such as lime green, any shade of pink and lemon yellow.

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/26/2006 9:54:04 AM

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There Outta Be a Law ______________

against the people that stop in the middle of the street to pick someone up when there is a parking spot 10 feet away from where they have stopped.

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against stupidity.

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that requires parents to be trained and licensed before they have kids.

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preventing religious salesmen from disturbing you when you are masturbating.

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against obnoxious, rude and generally mean people that see nothing in life in a positive way.

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against allowing kids to graduate from High School without being able to read, write and communicate properly.

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against multi-million dollar lawsuits for stuff that was the person's own damn fault to begin with.

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against anyone being able to hear the music from someones car stereo when they are inside their own home.

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banning people from not knowing that dominate is not a noun.

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that outlaws energy drinks, power snack bars and other foods like that. They taste like shit and are too expensive.

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against a professional athlete that signs a contract and wants to renegotiate it the next year.

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/26/2006 6:12:48 PM

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against people who pick their nose while driving

against people who gob green oysters out their window on the freeway

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/27/2006 10:24:06 AM

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There Outta Be a Law ______________

against people who let their young kids answer the phone

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against people having their kids record the outgoing message on the answering machine

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/27/2006 10:59:50 AM

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There oughta be a law against paying full price for a vanilla coke at Frozen Custard when it's 3/4 full of ice. (If you ask for no ice, they charge you double).

There oughta be a law against really loud spankings setting off your alarm system's glass break detectors. (At least I know they work...)

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/27/2006 11:01:20 AM

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ORIGINAL: champagnewishes

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There Outta Be a Law ______________

that outlaws people from painting their house any funky colors such as lime green, any shade of pink and lemon yellow.

ooohh and baby poop brown

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/27/2006 11:55:15 AM

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There oughta be a law against really loud spankings setting off your alarm system's glass break detectors. (At least I know they work...)

OMG too funny!!

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/27/2006 12:16:18 PM

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Oh - i just hafta post on this one - toooooo fun! There oughta be a law against commercials on cable TV - commercials in the movie theater - hell there oughta be a law against commercials - period.

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/27/2006 12:41:55 PM

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

There Outta Be a Law ______________

preventing religious salesmen from disturbing you when you are masturbating.

NO WAY! That would have prevented me seeing the look on the face of the two Jehovah's Witnesses decades ago, when my girlfriend decided to take a break from our intense frolic on the livingroom floor and (after peeking to see who was there) answered the door flushed, naked and panting, to innocently ask what she could help them with...

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/27/2006 12:48:36 PM

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Fill in the blank.

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against people that pee in the gene pool

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RE: There Outta Be a Law - 2/27/2006 12:51:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: Real0ne
There Outta Be a Law ______________

That anyone who makes a product that requires an instruction book, has to demonstrate all of the functions of that device, using that instruction book, in front of a committee of previously burned, Domme and Dom consumers who get to pick one favorite activity of theirs to use on the demonstrator (and corporate board of directors) for each failure to match instructions with functionality.

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