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How to spank a naughty sub - 2/17/2004 8:49:03 AM

carissa

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How to Spank a Naughty sub
First step: catch her.
Second step: hold on to her.
Third step: while holding on to her. Try to get to
your cuffs/rope/ whatever you can get your hands on.

Fourth step: carry her to the bed/cross/whatever's
handy.
Fifth step: stop and try to catch your breath (while
still trying to hold on to her).
Sixth step:catch her again.
Seventh step: threaten her with bodily harm if she
doesn't stand still.
Eighth step:catch her again.
Ninth step: threaten to gag her if she doesn't stop
laughing.
Tenth step: drag her back to the bed/cross/whatever
is handy.
Eleventh step:secure her wiggling body.
Twelfth step: take a nap.
Thirteenth step: choose your
paddle/crop/flogger/whatever is handy.
Fourteenth step: wake her up.
Fifteenth step: gag her to stop the giggling.
Sixteenth step: repeatedly smack her ass till she
quits shaking with laughter.
Seventeenth step: continue spanking till she starts
to moan.
Eighteenth step: give up. No matter what you do you
know she's enjoying the hell out of it. This isn't
punishment.it's her way of making you please her.

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RE: How to spank a naughty sub - 2/19/2004 5:35:34 PM

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For those throwing around the definition of SAM, I think we have a winner.

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RE: How to spank a naughty sub - 2/24/2004 7:22:08 AM

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carissa,

i was ROTFLMAO on that one! i've been told that it is actually the SUB who has all the power/control in the d/s relationship........now i know "how!"

thanks, from one SAM, to another!

~rain~

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RE: How to spank a naughty sub - 2/29/2004 2:18:41 PM

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that must be what "topping from the bottom" means, love it LOL

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RE: How to spank a naughty sub - 3/2/2004 11:24:38 AM

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We are not amused.

You must have been recording a session I had with my last slave

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RE: How to spank a naughty sub - 3/16/2004 5:48:54 PM

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falls on floor laughingThanks i needed that........ kinda sounded like me there for a moment and was looking for the recording devices here

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