How to spank a naughty sub

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carissa -> How to spank a naughty sub (2/17/2004 8:49:03 AM)
How to Spank a Naughty sub First step: catch her. Second step: hold on to her. Third step: while holding on to her. Try to get to your cuffs/rope/ whatever you can get your hands on. Fourth step: carry her to the bed/cross/whatever's handy. Fifth step: stop and try to catch your breath (while still trying to hold on to her). Sixth step:catch her again. Seventh step: threaten her with bodily harm if she doesn't stand still. Eighth step:catch her again. Ninth step: threaten to gag her if she doesn't stop laughing. Tenth step: drag her back to the bed/cross/whatever is handy. Eleventh step:secure her wiggling body. Twelfth step: take a nap. Thirteenth step: choose your paddle/crop/flogger/whatever is handy. Fourteenth step: wake her up. Fifteenth step: gag her to stop the giggling. Sixteenth step: repeatedly smack her ass till she quits shaking with laughter. Seventeenth step: continue spanking till she starts to moan. Eighteenth step: give up. No matter what you do you know she's enjoying the hell out of it. This isn't punishment.it's her way of making you please her.

iwillserveu -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (2/19/2004 5:35:34 PM)
For those throwing around the definition of SAM, I think we have a winner.[:D]

belongtoyou -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (2/24/2004 7:22:08 AM)
carissa, i was ROTFLMAO on that one! i've been told that it is actually the SUB who has all the power/control in the d/s relationship........now i know "how!" thanks, from one SAM, to another! ~rain~

proudsub -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (2/29/2004 2:18:41 PM)
that must be what "topping from the bottom" means, love it LOL

Voltare -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (3/2/2004 11:24:38 AM)
We are not amused. You must have been recording a session I had with my last slave Stephan

Hiswhsprddesires -> RE: How to spank a naughty sub (3/16/2004 5:48:54 PM)
falls on floor laughingThanks i needed that........ kinda sounded like me there for a moment and was looking for the recording devices here [image]local://upfiles/18618/Ig134378033.jpg[/image]

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