ginny
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If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If your idea of a quality leather shop is Billy-Joe-Bob's Beer, Bait and re-upholstery shop, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If your idea of fetish wear is laced up boots, camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt, and a John Deer baseball cap, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If the only submissives you have played with are relatives 2nd cousin or closer, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If you need to move broken carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross,... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If you keep your crops in a gun rack in the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If your CB antennae doubles as your cane, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed,... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If you repair your flogger with duct tape, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If you have ever had to take down the deer you were dressing in order to use the spreader bar to restrain your sub, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If you have ever bound and gagged your submissive in the bed of a pick up truck, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If you think a cock ring is the place they hold chicken fights on Saturday night, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If your submissives safe words are "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", ... you just might be Redneck Dom. If you have ever used nipple clips in to remove tics from your huntin' dogs,... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If one of your submissives have ever played or gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, ...you just might be a Redneck Dom. If you count your spanking strokes "1--2--3--the next number--the next higher number--the next really higher number, you just might be a Redneck Dom. If your submissives knows what you expect by the way you belch, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If a submissives fulfilling your every whim means their picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for you, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If your submissives have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a lava lamp and/or a pair of pink flamingo's, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If your spanking horse doubles during the week as your aluminum siding instillation saw horse, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If you tell your submissive to fix you a steak, and she starts by loading the shotgun, ... you just might be a Redneck Dom. If one of your submissives have ever had to use their safe word in order to spit tobacco juice, ... you really are a Redneck Dom.
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