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obsessions - 1/27/2005 7:43:13 PM   
proudsub


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> Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young
>> mothers and their small Children. You all have obsessions," he
observed.
>>
>> To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.You've
even
>> named your daughter Candy."
>>
>> He turned to the second mom,"Your obsession is with money.
>> again,it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
>>
>> He turns to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol this
>> too,manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
>>
>> At this point, the fourth mother gets up takes her little boy by the
hand
>> and whispers,
>> "Come on Dick,we're leaving."
>>


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RE: obsessions - 1/27/2005 10:16:39 PM   
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Oh my!

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RE: obsessions - 1/27/2005 11:53:46 PM   
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funny as hell... LOL, M

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RE: obsessions - 1/29/2005 9:10:12 AM   
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ROFLMFAO!!!! This one was good!!!!!

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RE: obsessions - 1/29/2005 8:05:05 PM   
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Now that was funny!!!

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RE: obsessions - 1/31/2005 8:03:52 PM   
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hmm maybe that's why i've thought about naming my firstborn Spanky

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