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no reading doms - 1/18/2006 3:01:37 PM   
Callgrl222


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Status: offline 		ide like to post something , about all the doms who i guess cannit read , or are just to lazy to bother with reading a profile before they send you a e mail , or if they send a e mail its because they r insulted , thay you dont like tham , or want someone younger , ,, shoot if they can have a prerequset why cant i , its my choice , iam not saying anything bad , , just that i like what i like and i want what i want . s
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RE: no reading doms - 1/18/2006 4:51:11 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: Callgrl222

ide like to post something , about all the doms who i guess cannit read , or are just to lazy to bother with reading a profile before they send you a e mail , or if they send a e mail its because they r insulted , thay you dont like tham , or want someone younger , ,, shoot if they can have a prerequset why cant i , its my choice , iam not saying anything bad , , just that i like what i like and i want what i want . s


I wonder if anyone will post a reply about all of the subs who cannot write

a sentence in any recognizable dialect.

Maybe someone will post about those submissives who can write but who are too lazy to bother with spelling and punctuation before hitting "OK".

In any case, callgrl222, you could choose to be thankful when someone whom you could never possibly have a snowball's chance in hell with reveals himself right off the bat with an inappropriate e-mail, say, or maybe a certain sort of forum post. I mean that is if you decide that that is what you like and what you want. s

So if in a Scrabble game you are dealt "p r e r e q u" and if "s e t" is the only word on the board when your first turn comes around, what actual words could you play? But like in a real language, I mean. Which one would have the highest point value before accounting for the colored spaces (our OP has noted in her profile that she is not into the coloreds and she might well challenge "q u e e r")?

Just in case anyone is wondering: iam not saying anything bad ,

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RE: no reading doms - 1/18/2006 5:56:13 PM   
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RE: no reading doms - 1/18/2006 6:00:26 PM   
WildSpirit2001


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ide like to post something , about all the doms who i guess cannit read , or are just to lazy to bother with reading a profile before they send you a e mail , or if they send a e mail its because they r insulted , thay you dont like tham , or want someone younger , ,, shoot if they can have a prerequset why cant i , its my choice , iam not saying anything bad , , just that i like what i like and i want what i want . s


Perhaps they are just too darn lazy to learn whatever language it is you've chosen to post in. I blame it on the education system!

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RE: no reading doms - 1/18/2006 6:09:24 PM   
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I wonder if anyone will post a reply about all of the subs who cannot write
LMAO.... M

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RE: no reading doms - 1/18/2006 6:40:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wondering what spell check would do in a situation like this....

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RE: no reading doms - 1/18/2006 6:45:12 PM   
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RE: no reading doms - 1/18/2006 6:49:45 PM   
DesertRat


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ORIGINAL: Callgrl222

ide like to post something , about all the doms who i guess cannit read , or are just to lazy to bother with reading a profile before they send you a e mail , or if they send a e mail its because they r insulted , thay you dont like tham , or want someone younger , ,, shoot if they can have a prerequset why cant i , its my choice , iam not saying anything bad , , just that i like what i like and i want what i want . s


Your point is well taken. If those guys would just read your profile, as I have, they probably wouldn't bother you.

Bob


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RE: no reading doms - 1/18/2006 7:54:49 PM   
cailean


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RE: no reading doms - 1/18/2006 7:55:08 PM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: DesertRat

Your point is well taken. If those guys would just read your profile, as I have, they probably wouldn't bother you.

Bob



Now there's a guy who knows how to place the tiles on the board.

By the way, the best anagram I've gotten so far is "queerer" which in context is delicious as well as high scoring, but I got it via e-mail. There must be some scrabble mavens willing to throw down, huh? What do you got?

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RE: no reading doms - 1/18/2006 10:08:24 PM   
girl4you2


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Status: offline 		thank you noah and bob for the best laugh i've had in ages and for writing what i'd have written were i not tired. s

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RE: no reading doms - 1/18/2006 10:52:40 PM   
JohnWarren


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ORIGINAL: DesertRat

quote:

ORIGINAL: Callgrl222

ide like to post something , about all the doms who i guess cannit read , or are just to lazy to bother with reading a profile before they send you a e mail , or if they send a e mail its because they r insulted , thay you dont like tham , or want someone younger , ,, shoot if they can have a prerequset why cant i , its my choice , iam not saying anything bad , , just that i like what i like and i want what i want . s


Your point is well taken. If those guys would just read your profile, as I have, they probably wouldn't bother you.

Bob



[laugh] Ratty, old buddy. I concure. You got my curiosity perking, and I looked too; even if I were younger the negativityand sloppy writing would have turned me completely off... and I even write about Catholic school girl scenes on my website.

Maybe she could hook up with that guy who put the diatribe on the site about women preferring old doms. They seem to match on so many levels.

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RE: no reading doms - 1/19/2006 12:07:07 AM   
MadameDahlia


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ORIGINAL: stef

It would probably commit suicide.

~stef


Perfect.

And I absolutely love your signature quote!

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RE: no reading doms - 1/19/2006 4:29:03 AM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Oh that was just too funny.
You and Rat should team up and hit the road together.

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RE: no reading doms - 1/19/2006 6:34:57 AM   
MHOO314


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ORIGINAL: Callgrl222

ide like to post something , about all the doms who i guess cannit read , or are just to lazy to bother with reading a profile before they send you a e mail , or if they send a e mail its because they r insulted , thay you dont like tham , or want someone younger , ,, shoot if they can have a prerequset why cant i , its my choice , iam not saying anything bad , , just that i like what i like and i want what i want . s



Ok the Mistress bravely steps on to the ice flow and starts with "ahem"

First of all I am appalled that a woman over 40 in a major metropolitan city would write and spell as horribly as you do--My only hope is you are an immigrant from some slavic country as they have a devil of a time with our language---but given that you proclaim you are Southern leads Me to believe you are born and bred here---so puhleez invest in a dictionary--

now given that--I have read your profile, hon, it is so poorly written that you won't get anyone (IMHEO) who is serious--if you even get anyone. Here is My recommendation:

If your spelling is really that bad, work with a friend to craft your profile--make sure the spelling and word usage is correct--and for heavens sake do not use those blasted computer abbreviations.

Remember, what you put in your profile creates a perception--perception to most is reality--attempting to be that hot with such poor grammar, is not the perception you want and I fear will get you down a very bad road--

Now it doesn't stop at your profile, you have to be able to respond with decent spelling---you can test any word in the search portion of your tool bar and it will give you the correct spelling---use it, use it often, use it wisely--

This is friendly advice, if you want to be taken seriously--you need to portray yourself as such--

and one last thing, I'd change your profile name, it's a magnet for the wankers.

< Message edited by MHOO314 -- 1/19/2006 6:37:02 AM >

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RE: no reading doms - 1/19/2006 7:26:34 AM   
DesertRat


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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Oh that was just too funny.
You and Rat should team up and hit the road together.


Good idea! I'm a drummer. We would need a bass player.

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RE: no reading doms - 1/19/2006 9:30:28 AM   
Noah


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ORIGINAL: DesertRat

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Oh that was just too funny.
You and Rat should team up and hit the road together.


Good idea! I'm a drummer. We would need a bass player.



Well I do get into some treble. But when it comes to hitting, the road isn't my first choice. Isn't it cool how expressions like "nice round bottom," "holding it down," and "in the pocket" apply so comfortably to both interests?

Thanks Route68, er, Aileen.



... and how could I have neglected: "woodshedding" and
"slapping and popping"?



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RE: no reading doms - 1/19/2006 10:07:37 AM   
DesertRat


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Status: offline 		What about "hitting 'em hard", "turning it up", "making it funky"?

And the ever popular: "broke a string" and "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to take a short break"? Or: "Turn that damn guitar down!"?

Bob

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RE: no reading doms - 1/19/2006 1:12:14 PM   
NakedOnMyChain


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We would need a bass player.


Hey, I play bass...poorly. Very, very poorly. Maybe we could start a metal band.

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RE: no reading doms - 1/19/2006 2:48:57 PM   
foxglove716


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Status: offline 		A band! How fun! Im sure on this website there will be no shortage of sub groupies and dom bouncers.



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