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Why do blonds take so long to drive from Maine to Florida?
Every time they see a sign at a gas station that says "clean bathroom" they do.
Why did the blond take a maternity test when she already knew she was pregnant?
To make sure she was the mother.
A blond, a brunette, and a red head go into a bar. The Brunette asks the bartender for a BL. He tells he's not sure what that is. "Bud Light, Duh," she says. The red head asks for a ML. After the bartender explains that he isn't sure what that is, she says, "Miller Lite. Duh." Then the blond asks him for a 15. He explains he isn't sure what that is. She says, "A seven and seven. Duh."
A Blond goes to Best Buy and tells the clerk she wants to buy that television over there. He tells her they don't serve blonds. She departs in a huff (or a taxi:)) and decides she’ll get that TV. She dyes her hair and goes back to buy that television set. He tells her again they don’t sell to blonds. She asks him how he could tell after she dyed her hair. He tells her that TV is a microwave.
Why can’t blonds spell VW? Because they drive Porches.
Did you hear about the blond who finish a jigsaw puzzle in three months when the box said 2-3 years?
How can you tell if a blond is actually very smart? Black roots.
Why did the blond stare at the OJ carton? It said “concentrate”.
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