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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 5/28/2004 1:52:09 AM   
GoddessMarissa


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Status: offline 		I looked at your profile as well, thanks for the laugh, and by the way I am asian, but I was born in Charlston W.V. myself weird huh...bet you haven't heard that before.

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 5/28/2004 1:53:30 AM   
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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 5/28/2004 3:32:15 PM   
yeehaw


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Status: offline 		Ya know...as long as we're on the topic of humour (<-----French and Canadian spelling, call it a fetish) I notice that the title of this thread, Cucumber Anal Stuffing, kinda sounds like a recipe don't it

GoddessMarisa....I gotta ask, do ya have a combination Asian/West Virginian accent? I wanna hear ya say "I took Boosh feeshin an' all he caught wazza buckit-uh-ignernt" with both accents workin'!

ShadeDiva..... thanks for making me think, or blessing me with dumb luck, whichever it was. Someday, if I ever travel 4,000,000,000 (approximately) miles west, we gotta do lunch (after I stop by and GoddessMarisa lets me do my Vegas giant hat/fruit basket line dance thingy). (BTW, the banana will be "real")

Thanatosian...ya wanted me to post any interesting results from that ad.....well, several really good people wrote me. Sane, decent, intelligent, honest folks, the kind one would be smart to befriend with or without a kink interest. Turns out that that silly assed ad might just be what helps me in my search for alternative sufferingbliss.

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 5/28/2004 4:19:51 PM   
Sinergy


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humour (<-----French and Canadian spelling


Actually, that spelling comes from England, who once were the Dominant partner in the British Empire that included Canada and forced them to spell with extra letters in the words.

I am not sure humour is a word in French, although certain French words end with those letters.

I spell it that way as well, and cross my Zs and 7s. I blame living in the Netherlands as a child.

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 5/28/2004 4:21:15 PM   
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I notice that the title of this thread, Cucumber Anal Stuffing, kinda sounds like a recipe don't it


No offense, but I will not be attending Thankgiving dinner at your house this year.

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 5/28/2004 4:21:17 PM   
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Sane, decent, intelligent, honest folks, the kind one would be smart to befriend with or without a kink interest.


I'm not surprised you got a good response, everyone enjoys a good sense of humor

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 6/1/2004 12:09:30 AM   
ShadeDiva


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Status: offline 		I got a good gggle out of it, and YES, humour COUNTS.

So does showing you have wit and a zest for life, shows that the ol' brain cells are still a-knocking, IMO.

Such profiles - if I was actively browsing them seeking for a likely possible connection anyway - would INDEED stand out amongst the crowd, and would be a thousand times more likely for a response from me if they contacted me.

I think it's great, and I am not surprised at all that good people would respond to that.

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 6/1/2004 12:10:12 AM   
ShadeDiva


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Status: offline 		Er... that's *giggle*.

LOL

BAD fingers! Bad! No lotion for you!

LOL

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 6/22/2004 1:26:51 AM   
MistressKiss


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Status: offline 		cracks up laughing...this thread sounds like a damn recipe...

"Cucumber Anal Stuffing"

Serve warm and garnish as desired.

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 6/22/2004 1:41:24 AM   
ShadeDiva


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ORIGINAL: Sinergy
I blame living in the Netherlands as a child.


Is THAT where I picked that up???

I never could explain where I got that LOL.

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 6/22/2004 12:18:42 PM   
Sinergy


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Oh, it's the WORST chastity on Earth.


I disagree, the worst chastity on Earth is getting poison ivy on Mr. Tiny as a 13 year old, masturbate 16 times a day, pimply faced adolescent.

Wait, am I sharing too much personal info again?

Sinergy

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 6/22/2004 2:56:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		That reminds me of a time when in high school, me and my gf were getting back to nature, going for it out in the wilderness. We both got poison oak in the worst places possible. Talk about embarrassing!

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 12/1/2004 11:44:48 AM   
Caine


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Status: offline 		It is easier to use an english cucumber being as they are longer and there is more to hold onto and still get the penetration you want

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 12/5/2004 7:51:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		I agree with you, lol. But do be ware of breakage!

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 12/6/2004 2:40:24 PM   
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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 12/6/2004 3:23:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		And make sure you thoroughly wash the cucumber before using it in a salad.

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 12/25/2004 4:31:57 AM   
BBWinNH


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Status: offline 		For Me personally....cucumbers don't talk back! Keep the funny stuff coming. Life's far too short and fragile not to have fun! Lovingly in Dominance, Jeannie

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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 12/25/2004 5:43:11 AM   
sting516


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ORIGINAL: ShadeDiva

quote:

ORIGINAL: yeehaw
OMFG!

CEMENT?????????

Do you know what drying cement does to flesh?


Oh yes indeedie I do!

You see one of my biggest hobbies is building self-enclosed eco-structures, as I breed critters as a hobby



i'm just wondering if ShadeDiva considers male sub/slaves to be critters lol


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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 12/25/2004 9:08:46 AM   
MissFem


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RE: cucumber anal stuffing - 12/25/2004 6:17:27 PM   
GoddessJules


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Status: offline 		You know. . .if I didn't see this myself. . .I'd think it was bullshit. I sometimes ghost in several chat rooms and one time, I decided to see what was going on in one of them. This woman had this guy fuck himself up the ass with a cucumber (on cam). She left to go to the club while he entertained the people in the room with putting veggies up his bum. To make a long story short, I guess there were prickly things on his cuke and he ended up in the emergency room. He camed back to show the room how the ER docs patched him up (on cam). I guess there are dangers associated with being fucked by veggies. (Either that, or dangers in being a dumbass.)

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