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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Well only because I thought that my own personal description of multiple penises might be a bit too....well.....incriminating to post.

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Anyone know the plural of "clitoris"?

(Hint: It's not whatcha think.)

Well, sissy would have "thunk" it was CLITS or CLITTIES ... so he guesses both of those are right out, yeah ?

How about CUNTS ... no, no, sissy thinks NOT!
PEARLS perhaps ?
BEANS ?? (Nah ... beanz meanz Heinz ... aren't y'all glad Kerry wasn't elected ?!)
KNOBS ??? NUBS ???

How about LOVE BUTTONS ?
Better still ... VENUS MOUNDS ??
Better still again ... HOODED MONKS ???
Or even MOOSE KNUCKLES ???? (ya gotta like that one! )
or sissy's personal favorite ... MEN IN BOATS ???

This just in on sissy's Ouija Board from Frank Zappa ... SUGAR PLUMS ... Thankz, FZ.

Did anybody know that the Swahili word for clitoris is kisimi ?
This probably accounts for why the Disney Corporation chose to build its second large theme park in Central Florida ... that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee, hee, hee !!

OMG ... did no one suggest DOUCHES yet ?

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If i don't seem submissive to You, it may be because i'm NOT submissive to You.

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ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola
Did anybody know that the Swahili word for clitoris is kisimi ?
This probably accounts for why the Disney Corporation chose to build its second large theme park in Central Florida ... that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee

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Sissy SAID "kisimi" was the singular, not the plural. Read more carefully.

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that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee

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ORIGINAL: onceburned

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ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola
Did anybody know that the Swahili word for clitoris is kisimi ?
This probably accounts for why the Disney Corporation chose to build its second large theme park in Central Florida ... that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee

Liar, liar, pants on fire....erm.... or bra... or whatever.

The plural fom of "clitoris" in Swahili is "visimi". Kisimi is the singular form. You don't want to embarass yourself among the tourists, now do you?

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ORIGINAL: onceburned

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Sissy SAID "kisimi" was the singular, not the plural. Read more carefully.

Now, now, now Lam.... you should heed your own advice. <grin>

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that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee

Please note the use of the word "kisimis" (with that extra 's' tossed in to pluralize)

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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig
I'm so impressed with the above info, I'd like to take Chris and Sissy and mold them into one superawesome sub/servant/fuck/boy/toy... Sorry, it's late, and I might be silly or horny and deranged..

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Anyway, the plural of "clitoris" is "clitorides."

OMG, sissy would never have guessed that in a month of Sundays!

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Since that seems ridiculous, it's also acceptable now to say "clitorises."

Not in polite company, it isn't! Trust sissy on this one, Lam. His left cheek is still stinging ... and H.R.H. the Douches of York is no longer speaking to him!

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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig
I'm so impressed with the above info, I'd like to take Chris and Sissy and mold them into one superawesome sub/servant/fuck/boy/toy... Sorry, it's late, and I might be silly or horny and deranged..

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ORIGINAL: onceburned
OMG...if we were merged the result would likely be silly, and horny, and deranged!

Madame M said "mold" NOT "merge," chris. After taking "your arse" and abusing sissy's "family jewels", if She had indeed said "merge" ... well, that would have been a clear case of "merging on the red dick your arse" ... hee, hee, hee.

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Since that seems ridiculous, it's also acceptable now to say "clitorises."

Not in polite company, it isn't! Trust sissy on this one, Lam.

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that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee

Since necessity is the mother of invention, accordingly it should come as no surprise to learn that with all those clitorides residing there in Kissimmee, just down I-4 in Tampa, there reside a bunch of Tampons always ready to do their duty when that certain time of the month rolls around! Isn't Mother Nature wonderful ? It's at times like these that sissy is almost certain that there is a God!

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ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola
Madame M said "mold" NOT "merge," chris. After taking "your arse" and abusing sissy's "family jewels", if She had indeed said "merge" ... well, that would have been a clear case of "merging on the red dick your arse" ... hee, hee, hee.
sissy maid lola

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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

I did mean merge at once, and get all the fire, service, intellect, penii I wanted, not mold one at a time...

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster
NO! It's "penes," not "penii."