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knkywch -> RE: most embarassing moments (2/14/2005 6:34:17 PM)
Wow... this was started last spring. Love that thread bumping!! Here are a couple from my end of the world... 1) A few years ago during Christmas, my divorced mother and father, my sisters, and my young sons (who then were living out of state with their dad) had all converged at my house. At one point, my youngest son (9 or 10 at the time) went to the kitchen upon a request from my mother to get her a glass of soda with ice. Well, my little darling comes out of the kitchen holding a big blue ice mold shaped like a dick... "Hey mom, what's THIS?!" Oy! My deliciously wicked sadist of a partner (who is into fucking me with the ice dildo) had forgotten to take his evil toy out of the freezer pre-visit. My quick answer to all and sundry assembled was, "Oh, it's a joke shop gift..." (I promptly took offending object and with the help of some hot tap water was able to dispose of the bulk of the evidence...) 2) More recently, my now teenaged son entered the bedroom that my partner (now husband!) and I share to do his weekly emptying of the trash bins for garbage collection day. Later, after the garbage was taken out and I'd already gotten into bed with a book, my teenager came in to chat a bit before saying goodnight. "Hey mom. I just wanted to tell you that when I was emptying the trash on the other side of the bed (the side where my husband sleeps), I looked over and there was this GREAT BIG RED DILDO! It was kinda freaky. Just wanted to let you know." At this point what could I do? Well, I suppose I could be grateful that he didn't notice the purple ribbed vibrating butt plug hubby had left out on his bookcase... <sigh> 3) Slightly different tone of embarrassment. Slightly older (and IMHO hotter) story... Years ago I was with an ex-boyfriend who would occasionally "kidnap" me for the weekend. On one of these weekends, he took me to dinner and gave me very serious and clear instructions not to talk with anyone or make eye contact with anyone except him. I was fine going in, sitting down, letting him order for me... Then, the waiter brought me a glass of water and my horrible inner Miss Manners automatically popped out with, "thank you". I was mortified. When I locked eyes with my boyfriend, he was livid. I cannot to this day remember what he said to reprimand me, but I remember the tone and that he reached across the table and slapped my face hard when he said it. I felt totally exposed and embarrassed. (Okay, wet and turned on too...) The rest of the night's play was incredible. But, I never went back to that restaraunt again. Proud, you're right. This is a cool thread. Thanks for bumping it. Regards, kw

GrandpaLash -> RE: most embarassing moments (2/14/2005 6:49:42 PM)
Very early in my return journey to BDSM I played with a sub and chained her to my bed head with a pair of quick release sex shop cuffs. After mildly torturing her for a while (I have progressed from mild LOL), I climbed aboard and was humping away when I felt a hand ruffling my hair. It took a minute or two to sink in (I was distracted at the time) that the hand was where no hand should be, and I looked up to find that she had quite accidentally released herself and was grinning broadly as she ruffled. I never did quite regain my dignity after that, although we have remained close friends LOL. The cuffs went in the bin. Grandpa Lash

FangsNfeet -> RE: most embarassing moments (2/14/2005 7:20:20 PM)
Ok there I was just pound my cock away in one of my tied up submissives pussy. We were so envolved that we never noticed the time, surroundings, or anything else for that matter. For whatever reason I just happen to look up and what do I see in the top right corner of my bed? My roomates cat laying down and stareing at us with a kitty like smirk on her face. [&:] The one I was fucking never noticed but it made me feel wierd. That's the closest I've ever came and ever will come to beastiality. Other than that how about having your mom walk in on you? [:-] Having a chick throw up on your cock while trying to blow you?[:'(] Instead of having sex the two of you where so drunk you ended up puking in the toilet together? [:(] I remember my first Holloween Night working ER. This drunk 14 yr old decided to have sex with a pickle. Well it broke in half and she had to come to the ER to get the other half out. I had some moments that I look back on and laugh at. I'm also relieved that I never made it in the paper or ever arressted. [image]local://upfiles/68772/166F521D2CA34E9393E2204A00813000.jpg[/image]

liltxsubby -> RE: most embarassing moments (2/14/2005 8:02:08 PM)
When i ws a teenager my boyfriend and i were at a friend's house. We both began to feel randy and didn't want to wait til we got home. Everyone was watching a movie or something so we got up and snuck in the bathroom, making sure it was locked. Well, we were both stark naked, i was on the sink when we hear the door open and our friend's parents and 6 year old brother are standing in the door staring at us. THe lil bro had needed to go and his parents came and unlocked the door to see what was going on. We tried playing it off, but is there a good excuse for being locked together naked in the bathroom?

fencerpet19 -> RE: most embarassing moments (2/15/2005 12:47:49 AM)
Well, mine's not really sex-related and I was really little when it happened, but to this day nothing has been able to top it. It might be one of the reasons I'm masochistic... who knows. Okay so I was in third grade and it was my birthday (you can see where this is going right? lol) and my teacher would spank kids on their birthday. Well, I happened to be the oldest in the class, so I was lucky number 1. (btw, If you can picture the most shy and quiet little girl, that was me. And it made it so much worse) I show up to school, and she pulls me up to the front of the class and then asks me to go get the paddle from behind her desk. My jaw dropped! Then, instead of getting it over with, she has me go and place it on a heater vent in the window so it would be "nice and warm" for me. All day I waited, and finally 10 minutes to the end of class she has me go and bring it too her. But instead of having me lean over a desk or grab my knees or something, she gets me over her lap! The entire class counted with her - 9 plus one to grow on. For a solid minute everyone's attention was on my ass. grin thinking about it now though, I might enjoy it. Wow I've only told my Master that one! ~FP

aliljaded1 -> RE: most embarassing moments (2/15/2005 8:17:04 AM)
OMG thats hysterical , Lawrence !!!!!

aliljaded1 -> RE: most embarassing moments (2/15/2005 8:28:13 AM)
one very drunk and horny night in the west village a friend and i decided to have sex in his car on the st. in front of "zito's" at 3am (anyone familiar w/ the area knows this place) anyhoo we were going at it hot and heavy w/ the windows totally fogged up we were both completely naked as well . all of a sudden we heard a tap on the window , then a kinda "pounding". it took us a few mins to realize it wasnt us . so he rolled down the window and to our surprize and shock there was another couple having sex (her bent over the hood skirt over her head getting it from behind)on his car .the guy i was w/ said "what the fuck are you doing on my car?!". to which the couple replied almost in unison."the same fucking thing youre doing in your car"! . i started laughing so loud that it made her laugh . im not sure it was as embarassing for us as it was for them . but it was funny as all hell

aztecdocswhore -> RE: most embarassing moments (2/15/2005 9:28:16 AM)
These are great! Here is mine: I was 17, and my then bf and I decided to go for a ride and be "romantic" sence it was Valentines day. We decide to pull into a look out point that was closed for repairs. (what was being repaired I have yet to find out, lol) Anyway we start having sex on the hood of his car, after a few minutes another car pulls up, low and behold it is a CHP officer...so there I am all naked, the bf was hurridly getting himself together and the officer that gets out of the car is my neighbor, who is also a family friend at that! Now I had always thought the officer was very hot, and had spent many times listening to him and his "dates" since they were very hot and steamy, but he took GREAT joy in making me stand there naked while we got the lecture about sex and being in a closed off area, blah blah blah..I kept trying to get to my clothes, but he kept telling me he wasn't finished yet...then when he was finally done, I am dressed and am being taken home, who should be parked in the driveway? Yep mr officer...who is waiting to rat me out to my mother, but of course waited until I was in the house so my embarassment could keep continuing. To this day I have never done it in a public place.

topcat -> RE: most embarassing moments (2/15/2005 3:21:50 PM)
quote: in front of "zito's" at 3am OH my God! Was that you?!

topcat -> RE: most embarassing moments (2/15/2005 3:22:19 PM)
(just kidding)

Goodmix -> RE: most embarassing moments (2/15/2005 4:25:08 PM)
quote: "Oh, it's a joke shop gift..." That's to funny. I use that line a lot. The first time was when my son found my toy, and asked what it was. That's exactly what i said. "It's a joke gift." BUT that wasn't enough ... "What's it suppose to be?" This particular toy had a face on it, (i know, i know) and i was on the phone with my b/f who was listening to all this. he said "an alien" so that's what i told my son "it's an alien, i'm just going to throw it away" he said. "Well, if you're going to throw it away, can i have it?" ummmm, "no" i sent him out of the room and half an hour to 45 minutes later he came back looking in the trash for it (of course it wasn't there <weg>) and i sent him away again, until he forgot about it, then found a better place to "hide" it. second story is more recent... This past weekend the local group i belong to had their Valentines Day event (it was posted on the events page here) My dom bought me these georgious boots & latex dress from Bondinage in the UK. Now for the embarresing part!!! my kids were with there dad for 2 weeks, so i am not as dillegant as picking up my fetish apparell. and on Saturday my son called (now 11) and said his dad had plans and he wanted to come over. My daughter decided to come over too (age 13) I was told how to wash the latex dress. Before they got there i made sure to wash the dress. I hung it downstairs in a way out of the way place. After all, they were only going to be there for 16 hours before they went back to his house. We went to rent some movies and set up the living room for "family night". My daughter came out of the basement & with a smile on her face said "mom, what's that black plastic dress thing?" for the first time i didn't know what to say

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