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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/21/2006 7:01:57 AM   
MHOO314


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Roses are red
Its the thorns
That I crave
When he kneels before Me
as I make him My slave

Roses are white
So pure and so rare
When he hands Me his heart
So innocent and bare

Roses are fragile
They die on the vine
But I have saved him
By making him Mine.




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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/21/2006 10:27:00 AM   
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Now that is what i call a poem. Well done!

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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/21/2006 11:57:21 PM   
knees2you


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Sugar plum faries dancing in my
Head,

Brings me to my knees when I see the
Color Red.

After the night turns to the
Dawn,

The Mistress in my head will soon be
Gone.

Sincerely, Ant

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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/22/2006 8:53:08 AM   
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Roses are red
Thorns make me horny
If I don't get some soon
I might do something corny!

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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/22/2006 8:59:18 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Littlepita
Roses are red
Thorns make me horny
If I don't get some soon
I might do something corny!


Don't touch the corn
You'll get bits left inside
use a courgette
plenty of lube, it'll glide

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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/24/2006 12:49:00 PM   
Littlepita


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quote:

ORIGINAL: RavenMuse


Don't touch the corn
You'll get bits left inside
use a courgette
plenty of lube, it'll glide



Pita knows nothing of a courgette
but once took a ride in a corvette
Wouldn't stick corn inside
she doesn't like vegies that might make her cry!


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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/24/2006 12:59:30 PM   
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Pita I hear is a Pain In The Ass
But one lucky Dom, has now found his Lass
So good luck in your journey to a relationship kind
A sweet Pain in the Ass is one hard to find

Good luck Pita!

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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/24/2006 5:32:08 PM   
Littlepita


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Awww, fastlane is so nice
Even with all his vice
I like to read his post
Where his humor is better then most
I wish you every happiness in life
With a cute little subbie that won’t cause you strife.


Thank you Fastlane


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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/24/2006 6:05:49 PM   
Lordandmaster


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I know how to kill this thread right now...

ORANGE!

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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/24/2006 7:51:40 PM   
Littlepita


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I know how to kill this thread right now...

ORANGE!



Juice!

Nice try to stop this thread
and make it dead
but we shall rhyme
and make it last till the end of time.



*God I suck at this game! *

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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/24/2006 10:02:11 PM   
Lordandmaster


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OK but like you were supposed to try to make a rhyme with "orange."

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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/24/2006 11:27:24 PM   
mnottertail


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ok, we could fuck around here and do the orange you glad I didnt say bannana shit.........


Neverthelesss.........

The sun showed orange,
The day I was born,
disowned;
on loan;
forlorn;
I gather borage to set in storage,
simply to set my mind at ease.

There is no pluperfect for orange in any language (this is not fair as you ALL know)


but perhaps this is pathetic enough, that there is one soul out there who will either butress this or let this pass.........

LOL,
Ron

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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/25/2006 12:09:28 PM   
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nice :)

quote:

ORIGINAL: foxglove716

little girls scream and little girls shout
thats what bratplay's all about

spank me once then spank me twice,
spank me three times I'll sit on some ice

I squirmed and writhed when he handcuffed me
He pulled my hair and swallowed the key!




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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 2/26/2006 4:05:41 PM   
Littlepita


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Just 4 more days to go
Until pita gets her Joe

My nerves are shot
My stomach is in knots

I told him all my fears
He said don’t worry my dear

I love that man so
Never plan to let him go!


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~There are two kinds of strengths: the strength to lead, and the strength to follow; the strength to control, and the strength to yield. There are two kinds of power: the power to strip another's soul bare, and the power to stand naked. By Yalda Tovah

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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 3/6/2006 3:46:34 PM   
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When days were old and knights were bold,
and condems weren't invented,
they'd wrap ole socks,
around their cocks,
and babies were prevented.

Ok..that was a quote from a book. I give it credit but I cannot remember the name of the book for the life of me...but I thought it was funny as hell.

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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 3/6/2006 5:26:22 PM   
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Just a little off the topic interruption, for RedRedWine - I like that nick. It makes me think of the song.

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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 3/6/2006 5:34:05 PM   
Lordandmaster


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I'M THE INCREDIBLE AND EDIBLE LORDANDMASTA
IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT I SAY IT'S GONNA BE A DISASTA
UNTOPPABLE UNSTOPPABLE I DON'T GIVE YOU NO COCK AND BULL
NOW GO BACK AND REPEAT THIS FASTA AND FASTA

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RE: let's all make a ryhme. - 3/6/2006 7:44:40 PM   
Sarah1987


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Shelby, it's from a Diana Gabaldone book, not sure which one though.

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