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RE: Switches unite! - 2/21/2006 11:26:59 AM   
fastlane


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Status: offline 		"Knock, Knock."
"who is there?"
"Fastlane"
"Fastlane who?"
"Fastlane locked in this Fricken closet with all of Fergus's kinky costumes. Let me out, I do want to play nekked twister, sure the hell beats playing with myself in this damn dark closet!"

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/21/2006 11:47:17 AM   
LaMalinche


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quote:

ORIGINAL: fastlane

"Knock, Knock."
"who is there?"
"Fastlane"
"Fastlane who?"
"Fastlane locked in this Fricken closet with all of Fergus's kinky costumes. Let me out, I do want to play nekked twister, sure the hell beats playing with myself in this damn dark closet!"



Will you play "nice"?

Awwww, what the hell, I am just an old softie anyway.

. . . Lets fastlane out of the closet . . .

Heehee. . . I am going to tell EVERYONE that you are out of the closet. . . Heehee

. . . strips fastlane. . .

. . . smears him with peanut butter and chocolate. . .

. . . and hands him over. . .

Have fun with the Domme's

Now who says we are not united? Hmmmmmmm?



Sticks fingers in ears. . . La la la la la I can not hear your howls. . . La la la la la.

Heeheehee *snicker/snort* I am soooo evil!



BTW no notes BitaTruble!



Purple Boobie Left everyone!

Best,

LaMalinche

Ya know, I really do not want to be the one to explain this to the cops.


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RE: Switches unite! - 2/21/2006 3:22:20 PM   
BitaTruble


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quote:

Ya know, I really do not want to be the one to explain this to the cops.


No problem. I'll be happy to 'splain it.

Dear Mods,

What you see before you is nothing more than an intellectual discourse gone amok. It is designed not to cause truble, but rather as a stress reliever for those of us who have had to defend our switcherly positions against the masses. Please bare with us.. ::and right now we're on left Boobie Purple, so no fair doing right red butt cheek:: .. and join in the fun. I'll even put on some appropriate music if ya all wanna give us some lap dances.

::skips over to the till:: We have $0.69 available in the kitty.. do you take bribes?

::helps herself to a Fastlane.. er.. Reese's::

Celeste



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RE: Switches unite! - 2/21/2006 7:15:31 PM   
LaMalinche


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

quote:

Ya know, I really do not want to be the one to explain this to the cops.


No problem. I'll be happy to 'splain it.

Dear Mods,

What you see before you is nothing more than an intellectual discourse gone amok. It is designed not to cause truble, but rather as a stress reliever for those of us who have had to defend our switcherly positions against the masses. Please bare with us.. ::and right now we're on left Boobie Purple, so no fair doing right red butt cheek:: .. and join in the fun. I'll even put on some appropriate music if ya all wanna give us some lap dances.

::skips over to the till:: We have $0.69 available in the kitty.. do you take bribes?

::helps herself to a Fastlane.. er.. Reese's::

Celeste




She said RED

get her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best,

LaMalinche


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RE: Switches unite! - 2/21/2006 8:16:42 PM   
fergus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: fastlane

"Knock, Knock."
"who is there?"
"Fastlane"
"Fastlane who?"
"Fastlane locked in this Fricken closet with all of Fergus's kinky costumes. Let me out, I do want to play nekked twister, sure the hell beats playing with myself in this damn dark closet!"


Suck it up Fastlane ;)

We'll let you out when you pick out something 'nice' to wear, and can play nice with the switches! :P

fergus

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RE: Pure and simple - 2/21/2006 8:42:17 PM   
Laura


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From: Ontario, Canada
Status: offline 		I ended up feeling that I am me first. Then Switch or sub or Domme second. Usually that will depend on outside things like the person I'm with, what I've been doing that day and so on. It's rare that I find someone who makes me feel sub, most of the time I just get annoyed by men who trying Domming. They really don't get it.

I think it would be ideal (for me) to find a Switch. But, I've actually stopped looking, here at least. The troll ratio is through the roof. I've met someone offline who isn't into kinkiness, so far. :)

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/21/2006 9:31:00 PM   
Evanesce


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Status: offline 		Dang... I go away for a day and miss Fastlane coming out of the closet (nice try, F, but you can't just shut out the lights on a room full of switches), AND an interesting change in Twister dynamics??? Sheesh!

::grabs a Reese's, sits down and tries to figure out whose peanut butter this is::




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RE: Switches unite! - 2/21/2006 10:47:38 PM   
champagnewishes


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quote:

We'll let you out when you pick out something 'nice' to wear


whoo hoo...a Madonna double with the metal cone brassiere!

Everyone playing Twister...watch your eyes!

and no illegal poking allowed.

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RE: Switches unite! - 2/22/2006 12:14:59 AM   
BitaTruble


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quote:

miss Fastlane


Miss Fastlane? ::slaps forehead:: Doh! And all this time I thought he was a DUDE! Whew.. glad he.. um.. she came out of the closet. Now that's what I call a 'true switch!'

::wipes a finger on MISS Fastlane's peanut buttered body and pops it into her mouth::

::skips away chuckling and writing notes::

Celeste

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RE: Pure and simple - 2/22/2006 8:11:27 AM   
fergus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Laura

I ended up feeling that I am me first. Then Switch or sub or Domme second. Usually that will depend on outside things like the person I'm with, what I've been doing that day and so on. It's rare that I find someone who makes me feel sub, most of the time I just get annoyed by men who trying Domming. They really don't get it.

I think it would be ideal (for me) to find a Switch. But, I've actually stopped looking, here at least. The troll ratio is through the roof. I've met someone offline who isn't into kinkiness, so far. :)


Wow, Laura is answering the OP! THANK you for lending sanity to this madness! ;)

lol

fergus

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RE: Pure and simple - 2/22/2006 9:13:40 AM   
champagnewishes


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quote:

THANK you for lending sanity to this madness!



Now that we have had our Infomercial break, left butt cheek RED!

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RE: Pure and simple - 2/22/2006 1:39:35 PM   
fastlane


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Status: offline 		Fastlane's first comments are, in a high pitched voice....to whoever said "why did we smear crunchy P-nut butter all over fastlane?"
"That's not crunchy P-nut butter, those are real nuts you're trying to chew on!"

Fastlane looks desperately for the nearest fire escape and realizes, there are none. In a panic he screams "Fergus how can you live in a place without a fire escape? We could all be in terrible danger with this sort of Hot activity taking place."

Fergus, so calm and collected, answers coyly, "Dude, this is a first floor apartment, relax and enjoy, you are in good hands!"



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RE: Pure and simple - 2/22/2006 8:50:05 PM   
LaMalinche


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Status: offline 		Grabs fire hose and hoses fastlane down.

Chill man, do you not know that this is a party. Stop acting like your hair is on fire.

Pours fastlane a shot of JD and hands him a valium.

Better?



.............. Runs to the spinner.................


Okay, right boobie yellow!


And feed a Reese's cup to the person in front of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Twinkies for all!


Best,

LaMalinche


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RE: Pure and simple - 2/22/2006 9:44:34 PM   
BitaTruble


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quote:

Grabs fire hose and hoses fastlane down.


::tilts head and looks at Fastlane::

Did ya know that yer all wet? ::blinks::

::switches Twister instruction around:: ::Puts Fastlane into a rope ladder dress complete with sinnet chain cuffs for trying to get away and plops his right boobie on yellow:: ::feeds LaMalinche a reese's and skips over to put on some Led Zepplin and adjust the lazer light show::









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RE: Pure and simple - 2/23/2006 10:58:03 AM   
LaMalinche


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

quote:

Grabs fire hose and hoses fastlane down.


::tilts head and looks at Fastlane::

Did ya know that yer all wet? ::blinks::

::switches Twister instruction around:: ::Puts Fastlane into a rope ladder dress complete with sinnet chain cuffs for trying to get away and plops his right boobie on yellow:: ::feeds LaMalinche a reese's and skips over to put on some Led Zepplin and adjust the lazer light show::



Awwww you look so PURDY, fastlane. Now you just need some shiney boots of leather.

Thank you BitaTruble. Mmmmmmmmm. . . chocolate . . .


Amok. . . Amok. . . Amok. . .


Come on, fergus. . . get your butt outta that chair. . . I wanna spank it. . .

............grabs a ping-pong paddle...................




Best,

LaMalinche



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RE: Pure and simple - 2/23/2006 11:16:13 AM   
fergus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche




Come on, fergus. . . get your butt outta that chair. . . I wanna spank it. . .

............grabs a ping-pong paddle...................




Best,

LaMalinche





Promises, promises.

besides, you didn't say "LaMalinche says" :P

lol ... "amok, amok, amok" another great movie quote :)

fergus

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RE: Pure and simple - 2/23/2006 12:06:09 PM   
Slipstreme


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quote:

Twinkies for all!


Sounds like someone is a fan of Foamy the Squirrel. I'll take a Twinkie if you got any left.

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Painslut? How about "Endorphin Junkie"?

For information about "the furry thing" please check out my profile journal entry for: 1/17/2006

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RE: Pure and simple - 2/23/2006 12:16:27 PM   
LaMalinche


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Slipstreme

quote:

Twinkies for all!


Sounds like someone is a fan of Foamy the Squirrel. I'll take a Twinkie if you got any left.



..............adjusts fluffy tail .......................


Why yes, I am.

Yep, we got lots of snacks around here. Got to keep the sugar levels up, would not want anyone falling asleep at the soriee.

After all, it is fergus's place. . . . I am not going to have to clean it up!


.....................passes the Twinkies........................


...............goes away humming, "I'm the Lord and Master" ......................


Best,

LaMalinche


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RE: Pure and simple - 2/23/2006 12:19:11 PM   
Slipstreme


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quote:

After all, it is fergus's place. . . . I am not going to have to clean it up!


Nay. Fastlane in a french maid's outfit can do all that...perhaps with a buttplug or two.



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Painslut? How about "Endorphin Junkie"?

For information about "the furry thing" please check out my profile journal entry for: 1/17/2006

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RE: Pure and simple - 2/23/2006 1:41:17 PM   
fastlane


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quote:

Nay. Fastlane in a french maid's outfit can do all that...perhaps with a buttplug or two.


Fastlane says "Read the Tattoo on my cheeks....Exit only!"

Someone has to pay.....Fastlane looks around the room.....or not? Everyone is bigger then me! Can't we all just get along?

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