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RE: One of my last journal entries - 7/30/2004 6:48:20 PM

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Okay, okay, okay. . .
If we can't HIDE them. . .then let's just work WITH them. . .we can go as BIG bears with those "bitch tit" thingies. . .use a lot of padding under some flannel shirts. . .and VOILA! Lumberjacks!

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 7/30/2004 8:39:07 PM

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ORIGINAL: GoddessJules

Okay, okay, okay. . .

Any tips for me to crossdress *AND* pass at one of these functions?
LOL
All I need to do is get into the door.

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Tape your breasts down with duct tape. That is how my drag king friends pull it off. Mind you, they don't have your abundance Jules...

Oh.. and count me in for liking the gay SM porn too. I actually got to see it live a few times. My girlfriend at the time and I were the only two girls invited to a particular series of parties... *insert fond memory here*

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 7/30/2004 11:34:24 PM

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Any tips for me to crossdress *AND* pass at one of these functions?

(totally smartass, non serious, tongue firmly embedded in cheek, joking answer follows)

well - you could always stretch out your tits so that when you go braless they hang down and in a thick shirt look like a beer belly

[my original smartass answer was going to be "two words - duct tape" but someone beat me to it}

as for your original post, I clearly saw the sarcasm laced throughout it - and I have not done chat for over 8 years now

oh, and kiki, I heard it was 87.546541365486413213465% of statistics that were made up on the spoit

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 7/31/2004 3:30:44 AM

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well - you could always stretch out your tits so that when you go braless they hang down and in a thick shirt look like a beer belly

Nipples should not reach your navel or your nose (found the latter when driving the Warrego Highway in Western Queensland in a car that didn't have the best suspension. I spent most of that trip with my arms held tight against my chest).

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oh, and kiki, I heard it was 87.546541365486413213465% of statistics that were made up on the spoit

Gosh darnit, statistics was never my strong point

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 7/31/2004 4:34:22 AM

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First and foremost, if there were no trolls around. . .there would be no conversation in the chat rooms. Current statistics indicate that trolls directly account for 23% of chat room conversations. Indirectly (people complaining about trolls, chastising trolls, typing obscenities to trolls, recalling trolls of the past, trying to reform trolls, and copying and pasting what a troll said in PMs), they contribute to 41% of chat room conversations. With that kind of chat initiating power, they have become an integral and indispensable fixture in chat culture. Let's face it, we aren't all that interesting and if it weren't for these trolls. . .we'd have nothing to converse about.

Water unstirred quickly turns stagnant.

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 7/31/2004 4:41:11 AM

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On your sarcasm, you know what I seriously reccomend. Since no one can see you body language we have provided a way to show you are smiling as you say that, Pilgrim. Although some people are of the opinion that I over use "

" I reccomend it. (aside to some people:

. When one deals with absurdity perhaps one smiles a lot.

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 7/31/2004 9:08:39 AM

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quote:

If we can't HIDE them. . .then let's just work WITH them. . .we can go as BIG bears with those "bitch tit" thingies. . .use a lot of padding under some flannel shirts. . .and VOILA! Lumberjacks!

Oh Im a lumberjack and Im ok, sleep all night and I work all day.

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 7/31/2004 1:52:42 PM

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I just had an idea. . .
Since boys go to pro dominas to get feminized. . .
Any pro doms here that offer masulanization sessions?

*still trying to get into the door!*

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 7/31/2004 3:05:09 PM

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For hiding or "modifying" those breasts, Ladies, I have used that thin tee shirt material with white floor tape. I actually hitch hiked cross country as a guy (back in the 70's) successfully. The only problem I had was being mistaken for 17 when I was actually 22. lol

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 7/31/2004 3:36:19 PM

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So the key is tape? And lots of it?
34DD. . .I think this is going to be a challenge!
Plus, I don't think the girls like to be squashed.

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 7/31/2004 9:31:14 PM

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*Just Laffs* Dunno why people spend so much time on em.. And think you're post is funny as all get out!

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 8/1/2004 4:52:08 AM

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Tape, Fat Suits (Fat guys have breasts, see the manzierre espisode of Seinfeld ["It's not a bra; it's a bro."]), loose fitting clothes, and lots of tape. Then you have to learn the secret handshake that we purposefully keep Sinergy from knowing.

You will also need to learn to walk, spit, and fart like a true man.

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 8/1/2004 6:47:27 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: iwillserveu

Tape, Fat Suits (Fat guys have breasts, see the manzierre espisode of Seinfeld ["It's not a bra; it's a bro."]), loose fitting clothes, and lots of tape. Then you have to learn the secret handshake that we purposefully keep Sinergy from knowing.

You will also need to learn to walk, spit, and fart like a true man.

I did see that episode of Seinfeld, lol. My goal was to get from California to Chicago unmolested, and without a fight. It was a challenge, lol, being a 38D, but I managed by cutting a tee shirt, and using white floor tape. I wore a tee shirt and a flannel shirt, jeans, some work boots, and a leather hat. The "walk" wasn't difficult to master, and neither was remembering the occasional "adjustments", lol. "spitting" and "farting" wasn't necessary.

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 8/1/2004 6:57:48 AM

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ORIGINAL: GoddessJules
I just had an idea. . .
Since boys go to pro dominas to get feminized. . .
Any pro doms here that offer masulanization sessions?

*still trying to get into the door!*

I know few bull dykes who'll do you up real nice ;)

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 8/1/2004 7:15:03 AM

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Yanno, it's really not about "mannerisms". It's all about "attitude". I've had males tell me that I "think" like a man. lol I don't, actually. But I believe that there are times when I project that "attitude".

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 8/1/2004 6:57:44 PM

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Trolls an intricate part? Great now we have a poisonous toxin that we need to survive. Not trying to be rude, but there are many things to talk about. In fact this is the first message I've seen on the boards regarding trolls. Somehow i think without them we would find other things to talk about. Just because a cancer can infect and cover 80% of your body doesnt mean you cant live without it.

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 8/2/2004 6:22:05 PM

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Any pro doms here that offer masulanization sessions?

M. Jules-

I had a girl that I'd dressed as a boy to go to a leathermans club on a few occasions- She wasn't but a 'c' on a good day, but we'd mash 'em down with saran wrap, which worked well (and was FUN to cut off later).

She didn't really 'pass' but everyone seemed to think the result was pretty cute, what ever the hell she was.

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 8/2/2004 6:26:01 PM

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*still trying to get into the door!*

Work a few weeks down on the docks and you will exhibit all of those traits
that make anybody with half a brain look on the male gender with scorn.

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 8/2/2004 7:08:10 PM

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If you missed it, I'll quote from that post. . .

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The journal entry I'm about to post is one that I wrote after watching how "dominants" act in a chat room. I don't think that most people got the irony or the sarcasm in it.

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RE: One of my last journal entries - 8/2/2004 7:11:01 PM

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With all these suggestions, I'm going to try a few out and see if I can get in. . .really. . .I'll keep you posted.

~Jules~

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