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how many dogs to change a light bulb? - 7/25/2005 11:36:51 PM

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiller: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. ! By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

The Cat's Answer:

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

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RE: how many dogs to change a light bulb? - 7/26/2005 7:16:45 AM

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Very funny! If you don't mind, i'd like to share this one with my dog training class.

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RE: how many dogs to change a light bulb? - 7/26/2005 11:16:54 AM

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That reminds me of some postit notes I used to have.. in the upper left hand corner it said "My dog thinks she's human and my cat thinks he's God"

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RE: how many dogs to change a light bulb? - 7/26/2005 12:05:29 PM

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Jack Russells are evil. Let's not go into how many tiny kittens ours has decided to kill.

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RE: how many dogs to change a light bulb? - 7/27/2005 2:11:10 PM

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Cats simply remember when people worshipped them as gods... and they don't intend on letting us ever forget it.

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RE: how many dogs to change a light bulb? - 7/27/2005 3:57:53 PM

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My labs would likely volenteer to change the bulb, then get distracted by food in the kitchen, circle there for a while until either fed or sufficently bored, then go out and play, then fall asleep woundering why the house was so dark.

They're cute, just easily distracted.

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RE: how many dogs to change a light bulb? - 7/27/2005 10:11:00 PM

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My female Malamute would simply head for the bedroom and climb onto the double bed and lay on my side then delicately get mt pillow between her paws and lay her head on it with the typical malamute comment that she's staying there (unless food enters into the picture) and we cant see her especially in subdued lighting because she is really a "wild woluf" laying in wait.....

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RE: how many dogs to change a light bulb? - 9/9/2005 8:13:36 PM

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RE: how many dogs to change a light bulb? - 9/12/2005 1:06:54 AM

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Siberian Husky: Instead of changing the lightbulb, I dragged the streetlamp into the living room. Then I dragged it back to the street, and dragged it back to the living room. I could do this all day.

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