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chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 11:29:47 AM

angelic

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i just received an e-mail from someone... (of course i'm not stating who from for the Mods benefit and because i DO like following the rules)... the e-mail said 'you have TOO many DEMANDS to be a slave'... i responded in a very pleasant way... thanking him for his input and acknowledging that he was not what i was looking for. In response i received a 'you are blocked'... NOW PLEASE... what kind of chicken poo is that?

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 11:30:38 AM

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Seems pretty standard for the internet. Do a search, we get about 2 threads a week on this.

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 11:35:03 AM

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Angelic said "chicken Poo!" tee hee hee....fastlane looks for the soap, this could be fun!

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 11:39:00 AM

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LA i agree... but i thought it extraordinarily funny..

and for Fastlane... not only funny but REALLY chickenshit!

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 11:42:05 AM

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Hmmmm, the threat of washing out your mouth with soap for talking nice worked....Now Your talking!

Winks, Fastlane

The last time I was blocked....whole brand flakes really seemed to help!

Winks again, Kevin

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 11:55:27 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: fastlane

Hmmmm, the threat of washing out your mouth with soap for talking nice worked....Now Your talking!

Winks, Fastlane

The last time I was blocked....whole brand flakes really seemed to help!

Winks again, Kevin

well crap... i was looking forward to the mouthwashing!!!

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 12:01:27 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: angelic

i just received an e-mail from someone... (of course i'm not stating who from for the Mods benefit and because i DO like following the rules)... the e-mail said 'you have TOO many DEMANDS to be a slave'... i responded in a very pleasant way... thanking him for his input and acknowledging that he was not what i was looking for. In response i received a 'you are blocked'... NOW PLEASE... what kind of chicken poo is that?

Cowardly chicken poo dear one, btw, have you ever seen chickens mate? I rest My case.

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 1:22:30 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelic

i just received an e-mail from someone... (of course i'm not stating who from for the Mods benefit and because i DO like following the rules)... the e-mail said 'you have TOO many DEMANDS to be a slave'... i responded in a very pleasant way... thanking him for his input and acknowledging that he was not what i was looking for. In response i received a 'you are blocked'... NOW PLEASE... what kind of chicken poo is that?

Cowardly chicken poo dear one, btw, have you ever seen chickens mate? I rest My case.

LMAO.... MHOO... been around the farm too much like me I see...

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 1:30:06 PM

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The stable where we have the horses has chickens, the damn things screw everywhere, make this big brewhaha--gees friggin louise!

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 1:37:56 PM

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I think the chickens have been pooing around. We received one yesterday in our couple mail, "I am interested in using your sub and teaching you" ( of course blank profile, age listed as 96). I pointed out I wasn't interested in having my little one "used" by people hiding in blank profiles, he spouts back that he has 30 years experience and I am an ass.

The chicken poo is deep

K

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 1:42:55 PM

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I like the ones " Its nice to meet a real woman," oh wait..usually it's "nice 2 met a reel wimon" "Let me mke u a rel slav". They make me grin.

At least they are reading your profile correctly angelic *grin*

Addition: I was just thinking, to be fair, when we get emails like that with atrocious spelling or lack of ability to use the english language, I guess we shouldnt be too harsh in judging their obvious lack of having read our profiles, they could have easily missed my one line profile saying " Not looking" and thought I was up for grabs, maybe they just literally couldn't read it. I'm serious, so I'm sorry for the above remark. I know an illiterate Dom, and He is a lovely person.

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 1:49:02 PM

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ROFLMAO

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 1:55:09 PM

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chickendance

I like these threads.

LOL,

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 1:55:31 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: PlayfulOne

I think the chickens have been pooing around. We received one yesterday in our couple mail, "I am interested in using your sub and teaching you" ( of course blank profile, age listed as 96). I pointed out I wasn't interested in having my little one "used" by people hiding in blank profiles, he spouts back that he has 30 years experience and I am an ass.

The chicken poo is deep

K

ooohhh come on you T/two I would have killed to see what 96 year old Dom could do! LOL <teasing ya>

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 2:09:12 PM

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MH, lol, when asked about he he said age was unimportant, I siad maybe but what is importnt is that yoiur hiding in a blank profile and not forthcoming, he said I was the biggest ass he has ever seen (or words tro that effect)

I tell ya I cried I was so upset, I had to wear my "I am an ass" cap all day

K

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 2:11:07 PM

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Another thing... what is it with the 'profiles can't be found'? is it a glitch here or is it a swoop, e-mail and then delete??

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 3:43:08 PM

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You can hide your profile or delete it and just post

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 3:50:09 PM

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 6:27:16 PM

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I guess I don't understand his comment. I've read your profile and it's well written, clear and reasonable. You want to stay where you are. You want a certain special man. So what's the problem? You are telling it up front and anyone who doesn't like it should just not contact you. Seems reasonable to me.

BTW, as a Dom I'm ordering you to wash out your mouth with a bar of Godiva chocalate for using the bad chicken words.

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RE: chicken sh** e-mails LOL - 2/24/2006 6:59:08 PM

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sorry angelic, sounds like youre missing out on a real winner!

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