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bible question - 8/14/2005 4:09:08 AM   
zaynab


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Status: offline 		what is the shortest verse in the bible? no cheating.... no looking on a search engine....

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RE: bible question - 8/14/2005 4:58:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		Probably thou not kill or thou not steal?
i dont know the bible....

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RE: bible question - 8/14/2005 5:24:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		John 11:35 is the shortest verse in the bible i think, but i am not completly sure.

But what ecaxtly do this tread have to do in the creative writing section? it sould be in of topic.

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RE: bible question - 8/14/2005 5:58:15 AM   
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RE: bible question - 8/14/2005 7:30:54 AM   
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Now what is the longest~~~??


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RE: bible question - 8/14/2005 7:50:06 AM   
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RE: bible question - 8/14/2005 8:09:27 AM   
nella


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Status: offline 		Esther 8:9 is the longest i think, but again, not completly sure.

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RE: bible question - 8/14/2005 12:15:47 PM   
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No and. It is -- 'Jesus wept.'



See what I get for not cheating? :P

Actually, it depends on the translation. No idea why that particular version came into my mind instead of the one you posted, which is the way most translations have it, but it did, *shrug* either way it's the shortest verse though.


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RE: bible question - 8/14/2005 1:41:18 PM   
Bluff


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Status: offline 		Jesus wept!
why?
the whip of the mistress!
thats why!
maybe God is female?
and whiped his soul?
oh jesus was the son!
jesus wept!
why?


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RE: bible question - 8/15/2005 4:05:32 PM   
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OMGITSDAVID: maybe he's finally gone insane. you have that affect on guys.

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RE: bible question - 8/15/2005 4:07:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		Anyone remember what chapter/verse "and jesus wept" is? I already know it's the shortest but can't remember.

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RE: bible question - 8/15/2005 4:11:23 PM   
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RE: bible question - 8/15/2005 5:25:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

No and. It is -- 'Jesus wept.'



It depends on which version of the Bible you use. In the New American Bible, the verse throws 'and' in. But whatever version Tom Sawyer used had only the two words.

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RE: bible question - 8/15/2005 6:02:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: junecleaver

john 11:35


Thank you. I should know that, but it's been a while since I opened up a bible.

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RE: bible question - 8/15/2005 7:29:50 PM   
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RE: bible question - 8/15/2005 7:31:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		The NIV has it as simply "Jesus wept"...

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RE: bible question - 8/16/2005 4:33:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		And now what's the shortest in the Qoran?

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RE: bible question - 8/16/2005 6:32:29 AM   
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RE: bible question - 8/16/2005 9:26:27 AM   
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I was too late to answer the question - however - I think I know the most impolite sentance -

''Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh.''

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RE: bible question - 8/16/2005 4:27:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: dark~angel

I was too late to answer the question - however - I think I know the most impolite sentance -

''Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh.''

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Thanks dark-angel now I have to clean my computer screen, LOL

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