inyouagain
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ORIGINAL: Estring It is pro sex in a relationship of marriage only, and for the purpose of procreation. How many Priests have given moving sermons about the wickedness of sex outside the holy state of matrimony, or the purpose of reproduction... and then sexually assaulted or molested their alterboys before going home to their chaste stereotypes? Even one would be too many... but it's indicative of the double-standard mentality of many "a devout saved Christian". I think Synergy was touching on, but not delving into such double-standard mentalities who are very affluent in their "protected space" of being a religious leader to the "heathens" within their congregations... do as I say, not as I do! Same ol - same ol song and dance that has been going on since organized religions were formed. Religious Joke #1: An older Priest and a sweet young Nun set out across tha Sahara on a camel, in search of lost souls to convert to Christianity. Afetr a few days, the Priest realized they were going in circles, and the camel was stepping in his own footprints from a day or two before. About this time, the camel died and fell over. They were lost bigtime, and their rations of food and water quickly ran out, but the older Priest was in charge and would make things work out one way or another. The sweet young Nun was optimistic, and had 100% faith in the Priest, as he was a religious icon and leader. After another day or two, the Priest realized this is it... they were gonna die, no way around it. He decided it was time to enjoy some sweet young flesh, and approached the Nun... pulling up his Priestly robe, and taking his Johnson in hand asked the sweet young Nun, "Sister, do you know what this is I'm holding in my hand?" The Nun replied, "No Father, what is that"... and the Priest replied, "My dear, this is the staff of life" (which was becoming firm and erect as he anticipated burying his staff between her legs). The Nun started jumping up and down screaming with excitement, and yelled, "Well, don't just stand there Father... stick that up the camel's ass so we can get the hell out of here!" Religious Joke #2: An engaged couple here on earth were tragically killed in an automobile crash, and as they were welcomed through the Pearly Gates of Heaven by St Peter, they made a request to be married in Heaven, since they did not get to a state of holy matrimony before their untimely deaths. St Peter says... hmm, can you come back in a year and ask to be married? Okies, they said... and enjoyed Heaven for a year, and approached St Peter again with their request to be married in Heaven. St Peter says, hmmm... can you come back in 5 years, so they again said okies, and enjoyed Heaven for 5 years. As they approached St Peter again, he says, I know what you want... and I hate to ask you again, but can you come back in 10 years? The couple were flabergasted, and the man asked what was the problem... first they were told to wait 1 year, then 5 years, and now 10 years... what the hell? St Peter leaned over and whispers to them, "We're trying to get a Preacher up here". Non Religious Facts: Muslims are now approaching the death tolls achieved centuries ago by the Crusaders, and killing in the name of any religion is simply blasphemy. OK, I'm done for now. Inyouagain
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