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Your age by "Chocolate" math - 11/29/2005 9:45:25 PM

knees2you

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"YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE" MATH

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those "waste of time" things.
It's fun!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (More than 1, but less than 10.)

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get your calculator!

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1755. If you haven't, add 1754.

6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

You should now have a three-digit number.

7. The first digit of this was your original number. (How many times you want to have chocolate each week.)

The next two numbers are...

YOUR AGE!

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) THAT THIS WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS!

Sincerely, Ant

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RE: Your age by "Chocolate" math - 11/29/2005 10:21:23 PM

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Wasn't this already posted? Now I'm confused. I think it's time for me to go to bed.

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RE: Your age by "Chocolate" math - 11/29/2005 11:01:51 PM

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Hmmm never saw it posted
unless it was quite awhile ago.?

Sorry if it was~

Sincerely, Ant

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RE: Your age by "Chocolate" math - 11/30/2005 3:59:42 AM

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http://www.collarchat.com/m_204167/tm.htm

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