Collarchat.com

Join Our Community
As the Collar Turns:
Collarchat.com - BDSM Forum

Home  Login  Event Calendars  Search 
Espanol  Deutsch  Francais  Italiano  Portugues 

Your Know your Living in 2005 when................


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor >> Your Know your Living in 2005 when................ Page: [1]
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
Your Know your Living in 2005 when................ - 3/18/2005 1:24:08 PM   
kitara


Posts: 2
Joined: 3/14/2005
Status: offline
WHEN....
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in
a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.


16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Profile   Post #: 1
RE: Your Know your Living in 2005 when................ - 3/18/2005 6:47:56 PM   
fencerpet19


Posts: 169
Joined: 2/7/2005
Status: offline
OMG lol I need that! You forgot: #21 You have to stop yourself from saying "lol" "brb" "ttyl" etc. in everyday conversation
Thanks for the laughs!
~FP

_____________________________

"When I'm good I'm very, very good. But when I'm bad I'm better." - Mae West

(in reply to kitara)
Profile   Post #: 2
Page:   [1]
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor >> Your Know your Living in 2005 when................ Page: [1]
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Collarchat.com is a member of the Free Speech Coalition
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.031