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You know you are too old for kink when..... - 9/4/2004 7:12:19 AM

theroebabe

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You know you are too old for kink when.....

1. You have a hard time finding leather Depends.

2. Your most repeated scene sound is, "I've fallen and I
can't get up!"

3. Hot wax is what covers your cake once all the candles
are lit.

4. You find yourself saying things like, "In my day, we
didn't have no fancy store-bought toys. We had to walk 10
miles uphill in 8 feet of snow and cut down a tree and make our
own damn paddles before we could spank somebody."

5. You keep tripping over the chain on the nipple clamps when you walk. (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

6. Edge play involves your submissive pushing your wheelchair too close to the curb.

7. You provoke your Master to strap you, knowing he will not remember where he left his belt.

8. You crave suspension to relieve the bunions on your feet.

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RE: You know you are too old for kink when..... - 9/4/2004 8:54:03 AM

SentForu

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quote:

4. You find yourself saying things like, "In my day, we
didn't have no fancy store-bought toys. We had to walk 10
miles uphill in 8 feet of snow and cut down a tree and make our
own damn paddles before we could spank somebody."

ROFLMAO, now those are cute !!!!!!!!

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RE: You know you are too old for kink when..... - 9/4/2004 6:39:38 PM

LadyShoshin

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You find yourself telling your subbie to back into the paddle hard.

Your Dom paddles you as you are bent over your walker.

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RE: You know you are too old for kink when..... - 9/5/2004 9:56:23 AM

PranksterBitch

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... sub Droop becomes a bigger problem then sub drop .. remedied by applying your nipple clamps to your arse to hold it up for a spanking.

... golden showers are no longer negotiated, they just are.

... sadistic measures include withholding your viagra and hiding your teeth.

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RE: You know you are too old for kink when..... - 9/5/2004 9:33:54 PM

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LOL love them but am afraid some of those aren't too far off for me.

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RE: You know you are too old for kink when..... - 9/6/2004 7:04:58 AM

subbiejenn

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*giggles* to cute! thanks theroebabe

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RE: You know you are too old for kink when..... - 9/11/2004 9:53:46 PM

rain

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this is too damn funny! May I cut & paste to add to a list serve I'm on?

thanks,

rain

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RE: You know you are too old for kink when..... - 9/12/2004 6:18:33 AM

theroebabe

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Sure go ahead i got them sent to me online so they can be passed around.

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RE: You know you are too old for kink when..... - 9/16/2004 6:11:23 AM

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