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You May Be a Submissive If - 8/13/2004 10:21:54 AM

NightDaughter

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If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics, you may be a submissive.

If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive.

If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive.

If you find yourself lying about your birthday just to get in an extra spanking or two during the course of a year, you may be a submissive.

If, deep in your mind, you think of tic-tac-toe as a game being played between the X's and The Story of O's, you may be a submissive.

If you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!," you may be a submissive.

If you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel, you may be a submissive (The same holds true if you make up extra sins at confession so you can get a heavier penance).

If you actually wish your Mastercard would give you orders, you may be a submissive.

If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are linen, silk and leather, you may be a submissive (or at the least, kinky in general)

If you call your personal vibrator "Sir," you may be a submissive.

If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees, you may be a submissive.

If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means, whips are optional, you may be a submissive.

If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat-fighting over a cute Dom, you may well be a submissive.

If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood, you may be a submissive.

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RE: You May Be a Submissive If - 8/13/2004 5:11:51 PM

SentForu

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Wonder if that comes from the same guy who came up with...."You might be a red neck if..." Might be his Dom side peeking? LOL

(can't think of his name)

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RE: You May Be a Submissive If - 8/13/2004 9:53:26 PM

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RE: You May Be a Submissive If - 8/13/2004 10:09:29 PM

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quote:

If you actually wish your Mastercard would give you orders, you may be a submissive.

That's funny

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