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You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/4/2005 7:33:46 PM   
FangsNfeet


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Status: offline 		Greetings everyone,

What are some of the pick up lines that you like to use. These are a few that I know. After reading which lines have you heard and what was the reaction/experience? I think we all have a funny story to tell.

1. Hey baby just call me Milk, I'll do your body real good.

2. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

3. Hey hey, your dad must be a good cook. You came out with some nice buns on you.

4. Hey, wanna get pizza and fuck? No? Ok we won't get pizza.

5. Did it hurt? Your fall from heaven you beautiful angel you.

6. You must be tired. You've been running in my mind all day long.

7. Hey baby, I have some fries to go with your shake.

8. Let's find out how many licks it takes to get to center of your tootsie pop?

9. Excusue me, mind if I tickle your Elmo? "person is wearing an elmo t-shirt"

10. Hello NURSE!

11. MamaCita!

12. Hey baby girl, I'm not your Father, but I can be your Daddy.

So what say yall. If you have something to share then by all means post away.

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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/4/2005 7:48:34 PM   
Lordandmaster


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Status: offline 		Mine is: "Take off your clothes."

I've gotten good mileage with it.

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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/4/2005 8:47:49 PM   
Kindred2Evil


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Status: offline 		As a former bartender, I've heard plenty lol including the following:


So, when does he get out of jail? (she asks who?) Your father...I'm sure he got arrested when he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.


Or, my personal favorite:

I got an inch and a half of dangling fury, hung like a tic-tac, want a breath mint???


Are you breathin? (she says yes) So you're not dead yet? (she says no) Wanna come with me and live a little?

And strangely enough I've heard most of the ones posted here already LOLOL

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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/4/2005 9:39:03 PM   
imtempting


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Works all the time

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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/4/2005 10:59:59 PM   
Pavel


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Status: offline 		I went to a party with a friend once, she was wearing vynil pants.

I was like "nice pants, I can really see myself in them."

The only other one I've ever used, was "do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?"

Neither of them go me anything, but I had fun.

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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/4/2005 11:59:08 PM   
FelinePersuasion


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Status: offline 		I don't use pick up lines, they're dumb.


But there was a joke once, do you wash your pants in windex? No why? Cause I can see myself in them.

an some along the line about nice clothes they'll look better on my bedroom floor.

Can I have your number I lost mine,


If I pretended I was a lost puppy an followed you home , would you keepme?

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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/5/2005 3:31:53 AM   
BlkTallFullfig


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Guy to girl: How are you?
Girl: I'm fine (I know not proper English, sue me!)
Guy: "I know you're FINE, I asked how you're doing.

Guy:What's your sign?
Girl:If he's cute, I'm pisces, if not, it's "STOP" M


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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/5/2005 8:18:45 AM   
Mercnbeth


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Status: offline 		A "lifestyle" variation of an old favorite...

Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later - Unless you're gagged of course!

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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/5/2005 8:32:58 AM   
Mercnbeth


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quote:

I think we all have a funny story to tell.


1. write name and phone number on post-it note.

2. palm the note, sticky-side out.

3. walk up to man and place hand(with sticky note) squarely on chest. at the same time, lean close to his ear and whisper "call me".

4. continue to walk past him, DON'T LOOK BACK.

5. phone rings


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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/5/2005 10:18:12 AM   
Dragonzbane


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

quote:

I think we all have a funny story to tell.


1. write name and phone number on post-it note.

2. palm the note, sticky-side out.

3. walk up to man and place hand(with sticky note) squarely on chest. at the same time, lean close to his ear and whisper "call me".

4. continue to walk past him, DON'T LOOK BACK.

5. phone rings




That would work on me !

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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/5/2005 10:37:03 AM   
Mercnbeth


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quote:

1. write name and phone number on post-it note.

2. palm the note, sticky-side out.

3. walk up to man and place hand(with sticky note) squarely on chest. at the same time, lean close to his ear and whisper "call me".

4. continue to walk past him, DON'T LOOK BACK.

5. phone rings


beth - you're such a slut!

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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/5/2005 11:18:20 AM   
Dragonzbane


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

quote:

1. write name and phone number on post-it note.

2. palm the note, sticky-side out.

3. walk up to man and place hand(with sticky note) squarely on chest. at the same time, lean close to his ear and whisper "call me".

4. continue to walk past him, DON'T LOOK BACK.

5. phone rings


beth - you're such a slut!
What's your point ?

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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/5/2005 12:40:37 PM   
BlkTallFullfig


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth
A "lifestyle" variation of an old favorite...

Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later - Unless you're gagged of course!
I like that! I might use it, lol. M


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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/5/2005 3:41:18 PM   
dominmd


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Status: offline 		I am embarrassed to say, I have never used a pickup line unless I knew a girl and we were joking around.

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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/5/2005 4:55:43 PM   
pet4mymaster


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Status: offline 		i've heard several lines over the years but the ones that really made me do a double take were:

I've lost my virginity,can i have yours

Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel.
and the one that attracted me to my Master
You know..you look really good...wanna go be BAD!!!

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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/5/2005 8:00:30 PM   
Tommiegirl


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Status: offline 		Do you like my dress? It would look even sexier on the floor next to your bed!

A total stranger said this to me once...........

"Your father was a thief........he stole some stars and put them in your eyes".

Lets just say that it worked.....he enjoyed a blowjob from me within 30 minutes of saying that!

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RE: You're best PICK UP LINE? - 8/5/2005 8:29:35 PM   
FangsNfeet


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quote:

I am embarrassed to say, I have never used a pickup line unless I knew a girl and we were joking around.


Funny you should mention that. Useing cheesy pick up lines to strangers have never gave me bonus points on charisma. However, if and when I bumped into an old friend that I haven't seen in a while, a joking line lead to some fun things that I wasn't expecting. After all, we where just friends then.
As for talking to strangers, the best times that my pick up lines would work were at mass camping events during cold fronts. My number one line at these events are

"Pardon me, my ears are cold. Would you mind if I borrow your thighs to warm them up?"



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