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When Is a Blowjob Not a Blowjob? - 11/21/2005 2:28:49 PM

DougDammitt

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When is a blowjob not a blowjob? And lets just take this humorously folks.......

The above questions always raised questions in my two heads. Many sad days ago, my wife (thankfully now the ex) would tell me that suck, suck, hand, hand, me cum was a blowjob to completion. I disagreed, my stance, which was usually with her on her knees was suck, suck, suck, suck, me cum, keep on sucking some more - was a blowjob to completion.

Now, I can see where you can have a blowjob with a hand assist (or feet is she is really flexible). is the result is me cuminng in her mouth. But if I came on her face, was she blowing me resulting in a facial for her? My least favorite, and seen in way to many pornos, is the old suck, suck, the make take things into his own hands and either cums in the woman's mouth or on her face. Now, neither of these two are blowjobs to competion. The first is just jerking off inot her m outh, the other is just jerking off on her face. And the dang box that the movie came in calls it a blowjob - do we get our money back for false advertising.

Personally, a 'BLOWJOB' is when it is all her, a hand assist is allowed, and results in her mouth but is messy, as it it seeps out over her lips to which she sucks it all back up, then continues till 1) I get hard again (or stay hard), or 2) my little friend goes down 'happily' all the while still in her mouth.

So ladies and gents, when are blowjobs blowjobs and not blowjobs to ya''ll ???

I know, all that space for this.. I am bored and have to go to class (Masters degree folks - not some kidding stuff) and wanted to be a horse's pa'tute for a minute. Ya'll take care and I look forward to all of ya'lls answers. M. Douglas

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RE: When Is a Blowjob Not a Blowjob? - 11/21/2005 4:27:20 PM

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when are blowjobs blowjobs and not blowjobs to ya''ll ???

When I am told a blow job is not a blow job.

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RE: When Is a Blowjob Not a Blowjob? - 11/21/2005 5:48:31 PM

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ORIGINAL: DougDammitt

When is a blowjob not a blowjob? And lets just take this humorously folks.......

1800 Watts on cool straight out of my Blowdryer........

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RE: When Is a Blowjob Not a Blowjob? - 11/25/2005 12:22:38 PM

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My bjs are complex and lengthy; i don't think the details are really necessary, but i will say more than just sucking is involved.

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RE: When Is a Blowjob Not a Blowjob? - 11/25/2005 2:56:55 PM

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Personally, a 'BLOWJOB' is when it is all her, a hand assist is allowed, and results in her mouth but is messy, as it it seeps out over her lips to which she sucks it all back up, then continues till 1) I get hard again (or stay hard), or 2) my little friend goes down 'happily' all the while still in her mouth.

That made my jaws ache. And does it have to seep all over her lips? What if she is just really good at sucking it all down in one gulp. Would that still be considered a blowjob?

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RE: When Is a Blowjob Not a Blowjob? - 11/25/2005 3:38:40 PM

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OK, since you asked nicely.......Here's the news.....

It ain't a blowjob unless I am getting it.........

Everything else is meaningless sex.

You are now officially 'in the know' (don't bandy this about, I am trusting you with important information; here.............)

Give me Rossignol, or give me Head!

Succulently,
Ron

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