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What will advertisers think of next? - 1/24/2005 6:15:44 AM

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Click this link to see an ad for a Dutch piercing studio

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RE: What will advertisers think of next? - 1/24/2005 10:03:07 AM

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omg, that is awesome. Whoever came up with that is a genius.

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RE: What will advertisers think of next? - 1/24/2005 10:24:27 AM

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They get an A+ for the concept but an F for execution. The placement of that piercing is horrendous, and it would probably migrate out in a couple of months because it's so shallow. If that's any indication of their piercers' skill, I would definitely stay out of that studio.

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RE: What will advertisers think of next? - 1/24/2005 1:03:38 PM

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Well, I thought it looked pretty cool. Here in America we get ads for feminine hygiene products that the part of the population who needs those products knows where to go to get them the the rest of the population is just repulsed by the ads. We get ads for medications that you have to have really sharp hearing to hear the mumbing announcement of all the horrid side effects. We get ads from lawyers who want to make a million bucks suing a drug company. Can't have some clever ads for services like this because someone might be offended.

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RE: What will advertisers think of next? - 1/24/2005 6:44:17 PM

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Hilarious ad!

this is the ad that all advertisers would LOVE to make, if they were allowed.... (apologies to the comedian Bill Hicks):

Closeup of a beautiful woman's face....
Pans out to show her sumptuous breasts... glistening in the soft light....
Pans out further to show her sitting with both legs spread, , two fingers on her clit...
.. and then the slam dunk: DRINK COKE.

Now I don't know the connection... but I'm drinking LOTS of Coke!

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RE: What will advertisers think of next? - 1/24/2005 11:34:06 PM

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Anyone wanna play a little "hoops"?

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RE: What will advertisers think of next? - 1/25/2005 12:40:30 AM

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I wish advertisers would think up some new music and songs...
I am so sick of listening to Great Songs being ruined by lazy
advertisers and writers.

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RE: What will advertisers think of next? - 1/25/2005 4:49:40 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sterlingsweet

I wish advertisers would think up some new music and songs...
I am so sick of listening to Great Songs being ruined by lazy
advertisers and writers.

or even worse... what used to be anti-establishment anthems - or at least songs by anti-establishment artists being co-opted to sell the products du jour. I expect Britany Spears and her ilk to peddle goods.... but Dylan? the Band? The Who? Rolling Stones? All heard recently in various ads....

blech!

of course... the songwriters need the money, and the publishers are in control of who gets to pay for the rights to use each song.... but it irks me to no end.

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