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What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/1/2004 3:07:48 PM   
iwillserveu


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Status: offline 		What is your comedic version of Hell? I don’t mean Religious or Philosophical.

For example, mine is an aerobic class where the extended version of Shania Twain’s Man I Feel Like a Woman” plays for eternity. All the women are wearing wedding rings. The best looking one is the instructor. She is my ex-wife.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/1/2004 3:58:04 PM   
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What is your comedic version of Hell? I don’t mean Religious or Philosophical.


A golf course with thousands of sand traps.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/1/2004 6:13:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		From what I've observed nowadays, I think hell would be a place without cellphones!

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/1/2004 7:31:13 PM   
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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/2/2004 12:48:05 AM   
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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/2/2004 1:52:13 AM   
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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/2/2004 6:13:10 AM   
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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/2/2004 7:10:46 AM   
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I'm the Queen.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/2/2004 11:26:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		“You know that now that now that you are a senior you got some things to think about,” iwillserveu studied his shoes as if the meaning of life was written on the. He swayed in the light breeze as he talked. “And if no one has asked you and I understand if you got other plans and I don’t want to be pressuring you into anything and if .. well, the thing is I was hoping that you see your way to, um, what I mean is, um, Would you go to the prom with me?”

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/2/2004 12:33:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm thinking that right about now a rather comedic hell for iwillserveu would be: All the lights would slowly dim, leaving the room barely lit, shadowy figures moving about as he stood there studying the tip of his shoe waiting for a response from his Mistress. As the lights came back up gradually, he raises his eyes to find himself surrounded by several four star "seniors" dressed gaily named "BUBBA" Wanna dance?

I wonder if they really serve ice cream there???

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/3/2004 1:25:02 PM   
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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/4/2004 6:46:16 PM   
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What is your comedic version of Hell?


Having given the question much deep thought, (about 15 seconds), I would have to say being forced to live life as a vanilla

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/4/2004 8:59:07 PM   
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Grocery shopping. While everyone around me races carts through the aisles, trying to break the sound barrier.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/4/2004 9:39:44 PM   
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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/18/2004 11:00:29 AM   
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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/19/2004 12:26:47 PM   
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"I'M PREGNANT, YOU'RE THE FATHER AND I'M GONNA KILL ALL THREE OF US!!!!!!"

Calm down ... have some dip.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/19/2004 6:54:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		i must respectfully disagree with Estring: hell is the place WITH the cellphones. and mine would be the one that's not working.

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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/19/2004 11:23:32 PM   
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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/20/2004 3:18:37 PM   
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RE: What is your comedic version of Hell? - 5/20/2004 3:48:10 PM   
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Can you hear me now?


Damn my batteries must be dead.

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