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Two men are walking through the woods - 7/20/2004 6:14:08 AM

UtahGoddess

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Two men are walking through the woods when they are startled by a bear.

As the bear begins to run in their direction, the first man bends over and tightens his shoe laces.

The second man looks over in a panic and exclaims "What the heck are you doing?! You can't outrun a bear!"

The first man takes off running and calls back over his shoulder
"I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun YOU!"

LOL

Ms Sandi

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