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True Story from Readers Digest - 1/30/2006 11:36:20 PM   
sunnydawn


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Status: offline 		As a promotional gimmick for my restaurant, I send out coupons offering people a free dinner on their birthdays. One day an anxious-sounding man called. "I got your card. How did you find me?" I told him I'd purchased a mailing list from a supplier. "It used my real name, and I'm in the Witness Protection Program. What's the name of the company?"

I had to tell him the truth: Moving Targets.
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RE: True Story from Readers Digest - 1/31/2006 3:59:58 AM   
LadyNeets


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Status: offline 		I like it I could see that happening really .

thanks for the laugh.

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RE: True Story from Readers Digest - 1/31/2006 3:48:16 PM   
windy135


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Status: offline 		sigh* I love Readers Digest

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