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This equation should be taught in all math classes! - 1/25/2006 10:12:45 PM

DameDarkness

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This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103% or 127%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you! .
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!

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RE: This equation should be taught in all math classes! - 1/26/2006 4:23:00 PM

samwise213

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Hey, I'm student teaching a math class this semester....

I'm sure those equations would go over well at a Catholic middle school, right?

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RE: This equation should be taught in all math classes! - 1/26/2006 7:26:20 PM

LadyNeets

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I hated Maths so can It be done anywhere Else lol

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RE: This equation should be taught in all math classes! - 1/26/2006 10:07:54 PM

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That is awesome!

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RE: This equation should be taught in all math classes! - 1/26/2006 10:29:48 PM

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Ah finally some math with some real practical applications in the workplace

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RE: This equation should be taught in all math classes! - 1/26/2006 11:00:40 PM

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That is great. Thank you.

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