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The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 10:14:09 AM

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phase one: collect all the underpants.

phase three: profit.

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 10:28:06 AM

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Yeah, and the point of that was?

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 11:25:33 AM

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psst ask him what about phase 2...

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 12:33:48 PM

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Oh... Do I want to know?

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 2:35:35 PM

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"Wait... what's phase two?"

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 2:40:28 PM

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Wait... what's phase two?"

Phase Two...sniff em?

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 3:01:27 PM

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This ties in with my theory that aliens have infiltrated our planet and have waited patiently until the right time to unleash chaos into the world, thus toppling governments and society as a whole. I can prove my theory. Their implements that they have covertly distributed amongst the financial and business world are staples, paperclips, glue and rubber bands. One day, and it might not be as far off as we think, the aliens will remove these things from our planet. The hell that will ensue will be cataclysmic. Files will fall apart. Things that used to be attached will come undone. Whole briefs and other financial documents unable to be put together and insure that they stay that way. It will totally undermine our economy and create havoc. Take note that this will happen throughout the world... and there is nothing we can do to stop it. I also suspect, but I have been unable to confirm, that three ring binders are another alien weapon. There is nothing we can do. We are helpless. I have tried to explain this to other people and they look at me as if I am daft! They will see... My God, they will see.

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 3:08:08 PM

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post-it notes
You forgot the post-it notes

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 3:14:15 PM

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quote:

post-it notes
You forgot the post-it notes

Kind of goes in with the glue thing, but OK. Actually, I didn't mention them because I cannot remove all of humanities hope.

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 3:18:47 PM

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I would be lost without post-it notes. They are like liquid paper (white-out), a must have. If I were wealthy, I would feed my serious office supply fetish.

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 5:43:00 PM

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Fergus won't be answering right away:

He's been hired by our federal government to protect our ports from terrorists.

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 6:01:20 PM

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ORIGINAL: Petruchio

Fergus won't be answering right away:

He's been hired by our federal government to protect our ports from terrorists.

ewwwww terrorists with underwear?? ewwwwww

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 6:23:13 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MHOO314

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ORIGINAL: Petruchio

Fergus won't be answering right away:

He's been hired by our federal government to protect our ports from terrorists.

ewwwww terrorists with underwear?? ewwwwww

Would it not be worse having a bunch of terrorists running around commando? Yech. Not being able to afford underwear because they are too busy buying guns and bombs.

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 6:53:03 PM

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i like the sniff em idea.. but i dont think the knomes got that far.. southpark is a wonderfully dirty cartoon.

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 7:03:43 PM

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i like the sniff em idea.. but i dont think the knomes got that far.

(laughing)

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 8:04:24 PM

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i like the sniff em idea.. but i dont think the knomes got that far.. southpark is a wonderfully dirty cartoon.

Is that where that came from? I still do not get it. I am lost. lol

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 8:07:23 PM

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Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! You add the underpants to a tank attached to your car and the gasses emmited from the underpants will boost the fuel and save money......

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/21/2006 8:44:09 PM

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"we won't stop till we have underpants
rum tum tummy tum tay"

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/22/2006 12:14:45 PM

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One day, and it might not be as far off as we think, the aliens will remove these things from our planet.

Just don't let them take my duct tape!

< Message edited by champagnewishes -- 2/22/2006 12:16:39 PM >

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RE: The gnomes have it right - 2/22/2006 12:24:23 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: fergus

"we won't stop till we have underpants
rum tum tummy tum tay"

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I'll be darned if some alien is going to make off with My VS lingerie!!

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