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Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/13/2005 8:05:53 PM

softandshy

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Does anyone practice a sport or hobby which lends itself to suggestive comments? Care to share? Rule of thumb though, it's got to be a sport or hobby you actually practice yourself.

Juggling - i play with balls. How many can you keep up at once?

Swimming - Play where it's wet. Dive in.

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/13/2005 8:17:56 PM

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Ground Fighting - Force others into submission

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/13/2005 8:21:10 PM

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Golf - I wash my balls before I tee off.... which is ironic if you really think about it..

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/13/2005 9:43:07 PM

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Golf--just put it in the hole

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/13/2005 11:55:55 PM

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Fencing: because everone get's all excited about being touched; it's no fun without using long hard pointy things; the excitement is over in 3 minutes or less; someone has to ccheck your equipment before you use it; there's a lot of thrusting, lunging and binding; and not to mention the fact that people used to fence entirely nude!

Tennis: "Don't worry, I've got two balls in my skirt"

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/14/2005 12:00:51 AM

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OK, I just made this one up, so it's going to suck, but here goes:

Basketball--You double-team the big man in the middle.

Edited to add: I almost forgot football--He went backdoor and got good penetration.

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/14/2005 12:03:00 AM

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Anything equestrian - all the leather, hard riding, domination of something bigger and stronger than yourself etc

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/14/2005 5:32:28 AM

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computers - basic input output system
- hard drive
- ram

I could go on all day :)

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/14/2005 3:32:47 PM

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Sporting Clays

- each field is different
- you shoot at LEAST 100 times in less than 2 hours
- you carry your gun out where it can be seen and admired.
- it doesn't matter how big your gun is, it's how well you use it that counts!

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/15/2005 12:11:26 PM

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Paintball- keep your eyes open or something just might go SPLAT! in your face

- my balls burst on impact

Snowboarding- it's a lot of fun to ride the pipe

Video Games- plug and play

- use the joystick and press buttons to score

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/22/2005 7:13:15 AM

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Ditto to the equestrian activities. My barn is a veritable toy box :)

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/25/2005 5:38:14 AM

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Gardening;

I met a lady at a very respectable function and she said she liked gardening as well, then showed me her hands all scarred from the roses. I said ' wow you must really be in to pain " and she smiled and said she was, and she'd come around to show me what to do with my rose bushes !!

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/25/2005 3:09:59 PM

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I remember watching a golf tournament on TV a few years ago and it was a windy day and in talking about one of the players one of the announcers said "there's movement in his pants". We both just burst out laughing.

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/26/2005 6:58:38 PM

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Sewing - It's al about moving in and out and in and out and...
The easiest way to poke yourself but good.

*edited to add: Hey look, i've become indecent*

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