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Start em early - thats my boy - 1/15/2006 6:41:27 PM

Notanaddict

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this is hilarious!!!

Thats my boy!

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RE: Start em early - thats my boy - 1/15/2006 7:29:45 PM

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Hey buster, you know if he gets that,,,,,, whatever it is pregnant, YOU are liable for all the child care until Dad is 18. That could be 17 years.

What is the gestation period for that stuffed animal ? Are you giving it proper prenatal care ? If not you know you can be sued later. You can be sued for all kinds of things now, praying, farting or spilling coffee. All bad bad.

You walk a dangerous course Man, best of luck to you.

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RE: Start em early - thats my boy - 1/15/2006 7:35:11 PM

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ah, kids these days, they grow up so fast....

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RE: Start em early - thats my boy - 1/16/2006 9:24:28 AM

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RE: Start em early - thats my boy - 1/16/2006 3:19:53 PM

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[/quote] Yup that was hilarious... as it looked plastic i hope his parents lubed it well.

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RE: Start em early - thats my boy - 1/18/2006 2:33:28 PM

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That's just soooooo very wrong!! THat's about how old my son is... that's just wrong! hehehe

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RE: Start em early - thats my boy - 1/18/2006 11:41:43 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Hey buster, you know if he gets that,,,,,, whatever it is pregnant, YOU are liable for all the child care until Dad is 18. That could be 17 years.

What is the gestation period for that stuffed animal ? Are you giving it proper prenatal care ? If not you know you can be sued later. You can be sued for all kinds of things now, praying, farting or spilling coffee. All bad bad.

You walk a dangerous course Man, best of luck to you.

T.

Fucking Hysterical!!!!

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RE: Start em early - thats my boy - 1/19/2006 11:36:33 AM

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haha that was cute...

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