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A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a
nursing home. All the Catholic facilities were completely full so
they had to put him in a Jewish home.
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,"
says grandpa.
"Oh... we're so happy for you; we were worried that this was
the wrong place for you... since you are a little different from
everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
residents here," grandpa says with a huge smile.
"There's a musician here... he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the
violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"
"There's a judge in here too... he's 90 years old. He hasn't been on
the bench for 25 years now, but everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!"
"And we even have a physician here too... He's 95 years old! He
hasn't been practicing medicine for 30 years and everyone still
calls him 'Doctor'."
"And me... I haven't had sex for 35 years now, and they
still call me 'The Fucking Mexican'!"
< Message edited by subfever -- 1/25/2006 12:06:49 PM >
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