sub4hire
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A: Its Braille for "suck here." Q: What is an Australian kiss? A: It is the same as a French kiss, but down under. Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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"The dumbest people I know are those who know it all." Malcolm Forbes
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