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My variation of the 'scarecrow song'. - 2/13/2006 7:36:36 AM   
Elegant


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I receive a 'message' in my mailbox:
thos estunnign breasts. they r lovely as u r

The next message is:
they r stunning, may i please see more of them

After spending a few moments 'translating' these messages I politely responded that he would need to contact Master Archer. I then took a peek at this persons profile:

I am 42 and seeking conversation at first with a submissive lady.

Is this his idea of 'conversation at first'? Hell, he did not even start with 'hello' or 'greetings'.



Rant and fun poking over. You may now return to your regularly scheduled yellow brick road.





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RE: My variation of the 'scarecrow song'. - 2/13/2006 7:39:02 AM   
RavenMuse


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Status: offline 		Text speak from someone 'supposedly' 42? I'd assume either his teenage son has got access to daddys computer or that there maybe a little lie or two on the age front.

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RE: My variation of the 'scarecrow song'. - 2/13/2006 7:40:47 AM   
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quote:

I receive a 'message' in my mailbox:
thos estunnign breasts. they r lovely as u r

The next message is:
they r stunning, may i please see more of them


oh gawd.....don't get me going now....lol!!!!!!

I could send you some of the ones I get just for grins and giggles!

quote:

'IF THEY ONLY HAD A BRAIN'


lol....this could fit alot of situations here on these boards too lately

< Message edited by mistoferin -- 2/13/2006 7:41:49 AM >

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RE: My variation of the 'scarecrow song'. - 2/13/2006 7:42:51 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin
oh gawd.....don't get me going now....lol!!!!!!

I could send you some of the ones I get just for grins and giggles!


I get masses and they usually go straight to delete..but today this struck me as funny beyond the usual. Perhaps it's a Monday thing?

Lions and tigers and bears..OH MY!




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RE: My variation of the 'scarecrow song'. - 2/13/2006 7:45:16 AM   
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Perhaps it's a Monday thing?


I'm begining to think it must be Worldwide Idiot Day and someone just forgot to add it to my calendar.

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RE: My variation of the 'scarecrow song'. - 2/13/2006 7:47:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		Mistress Hathor said it was a full moon.

Maybe?

Possibly?

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RE: My variation of the 'scarecrow song'. - 2/13/2006 7:50:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		Elegant, I'm SHOCKED! you mean you're not just enthralled by a man who would speak to your breasts first? *rolls eyes*

See you at South Plains.

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RE: My variation of the 'scarecrow song'. - 2/13/2006 7:52:28 AM   
Elegant


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressFire70

Elegant, I'm SHOCKED! you mean you're not just enthralled by a man who would speak to your breasts first? *rolls eyes*

See you at South Plains.

Fire



We're not going to SouthPlains this year.....pout


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RE: My variation of the 'scarecrow song'. - 2/13/2006 7:58:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hi Elegant,
I love your post <s> Not to hijack it or anything but what is SouthPlains?


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RE: My variation of the 'scarecrow song'. - 2/13/2006 8:02:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressOfGa

Hi Elegant,
I love your post <s> Not to hijack it or anything but what is SouthPlains?




SouthPlains Leather Fest in Dallas. A fabulous event with many relationship workshops and the International Master/slave contest. Mistress Susan and slave ziggy from Asheville, NC are representing the southeast in that. (they are coming to visit me this weekend!!)

http://www.southplainsleatherfest.com/

Of course...register now for SouthEast LeatherFest (SELF) in June. Early rates until Feb 28

www.SELeatherFest.com



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RE: My variation of the 'scarecrow song'. - 2/13/2006 8:06:59 AM   
MistressOfGa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Elegant


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressOfGa

Hi Elegant,
I love your post <s> Not to hijack it or anything but what is SouthPlains?




SouthPlains Leather Fest in Dallas. A fabulous event with many relationship workshops and the International Master/slave contest. Mistress Susan and slave ziggy from Asheville, NC are representing the southeast in that. (they are coming to visit me this weekend!!)

http://www.southplainsleatherfest.com/

Of course...register now for SouthEast LeatherFest (SELF) in June. Early rates until Feb 28

www.SELeatherFest.com


Thank you Elegant! Nice! I was so hoping to meet you and Master Archer at the FFF in Atlanta two weekends ago. I asked about you in fact, but was told you werent there. I did, however, get the chance to meet Mistress Velvet. NICE lady! Thanks again <s>

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