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Marines and Bannans - 3/1/2006 9:09:18 PM

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Q: What do Marines and Bannanas have in common?

Scroll down for the answer.

A: They start out green, turn yellow, and die in bunches.

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RE: Marines and Bannans - 3/2/2006 5:52:48 PM

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Oh man, that's gonna offend!

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RE: Marines and Bannans - 3/2/2006 10:17:12 PM

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Oh man, that's gonna offend!

I know. But I atleast didn't post these jokes as a an OP.

Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

A: Christopher Walken

Q: What does Target and Micheal Jackson have in common?

A: They both have little boys pants 1/2 off.

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RE: Marines and Bannans - 3/2/2006 11:15:18 PM

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Now, see ... the one I heard was:

Q: Why did Micheal Jackson go to KMart?

A: He heard that the Blue Light Special was little boys pants 1/2 off.

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RE: Marines and Bannans - 3/3/2006 6:39:35 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

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Oh man, that's gonna offend!

I know. But I atleast didn't post these jokes as a an OP.

Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

A: Christopher Walken

Q: What does Target and Micheal Jackson have in common?

A: They both have little boys pants 1/2 off.

LOL, you should have!

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RE: Marines and Bannans - 3/3/2006 5:53:49 PM

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As a Sailor that only offends the Marines, but they don't know it because it wasn't written in crayon.

More marine jokes!!

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RE: Marines and Bannans - 3/3/2006 8:56:07 PM

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As a Sailor that only offends the Marines, but they don't know it because it wasn't written in crayon.

More marine jokes!!

Who said I was telling a joke to begin with? Have you ever seen the offical Recon T-Shirt

http://www.vtarmynavy.com/raf-bullseye-t-shirt.htm

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RE: Marines and Bannans - 3/4/2006 2:22:54 AM

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I think you'll find thats the RAF logo. (please explain how this is "recon"

We do a t-shirt with
"The Marines
because America can't be arsed with a foreign policy"

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RE: Marines and Bannans - 3/4/2006 5:57:16 AM

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I think you'll find thats the RAF logo. (please explain how this is "recon"

We do a t-shirt with
"The Marines
because America can't be arsed with a foreign policy"

J

I'm not going to respond to someone whose profile nor sense of humor can't be found.

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RE: Marines and Bannans - 3/4/2006 9:55:27 AM

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you just replied,
so are you saying you did or didn't? :P

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RE: Marines and Bannans - 3/4/2006 7:05:32 PM