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Language Barriers - 11/16/2005 4:03:45 PM

candystripper

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i have this recurring fantasy that i've won a trip 'round the world; but cannot communicate my wants/needs/desires to anyone who does not speak English. So, i'm soliciting our educated members; what is the foreign language equivalent of "Please f**k me?"

i know in German, it's "bitte, bitte nihm mich".

candystripper (tongue-in-cheek)

< Message edited by candystripper -- 11/17/2005 5:20:13 AM >

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RE: Language Barriers - 11/16/2005 4:59:03 PM

sub4hire

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Low cut blouse with breasts hanging out if you have any. If not buy a wonder bra.
Mini skirt. Fuck me pumps.
Lots of make up. You know just the opposite of what most prostitutes wear.

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RE: Language Barriers - 11/16/2005 5:15:08 PM

chgodomcouple

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Portuguese if u go to Brazil or portugal

Foda-me!!!

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RE: Language Barriers - 11/17/2005 3:14:16 AM

frenchpet

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In french you can sing : "Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir ?" (Do you want to sleep with me tonight ?).

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RE: Language Barriers - 11/17/2005 1:35:14 PM

windchymes

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In Dutch, it's "Neuk me, alsjeblieft"

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