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Kerry - 5/25/2004 10:55:49 PM

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Just a little joke, I thought it was funny, some might not like it

The teacher and students are in class talking about what there fathers do for a living.

Jimmy stands up and says my father is a police officer.

Kevin stands up and says my father is a pharmacist.

Billy stands up and says I'd rather not say.

The teacher says it's ok Billy you can tell us, what dose your father do?

Billy says he a stripper at a gay cabaret and takes men into the back alley to have sex with them.

The teacher looks shocked and tells everyone to open there books to chapter 7 and start reading.

Billy can you come here a minute. Do you want to talk to me about what your father dose?

Not really,....he works for the Kerry campaign I was just to embarrassed to tell anyone.

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RE: Kerry - 5/26/2004 4:08:17 AM

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LOL!

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RE: Kerry - 5/26/2004 10:18:20 AM

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ROFLMAO

Marissa - thank you - I haven't laughed that hard for a while - with your kind permission I am going to steal this one to tell at work

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RE: Kerry - 5/26/2004 10:26:11 AM

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Not really,....he works for the Kerry campaign I was just to embarrassed to tell anyone.

I've seen this a few times with " he plays for the _______," with losing football or baseball team names put in there. Love it!!

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RE: Kerry - 5/26/2004 11:17:29 AM

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Be my guest, I borrowed that one myself

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