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Injun joke - 5/5/2004 2:04:06 AM

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If thec Lone Ranger and Tointo are driving and the see Monica Lewinski 's car broken down, why won't the they give her a ride?

They don't want to chance a blown injun.

Is there an emoticon for <groan>?

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RE: Injun joke - 5/5/2004 10:42:00 AM

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<groans>

Hey Iwill, you do know the definition of a pun, don't you ?

Its the shortest distance between 2 straight lines

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RE: Injun joke - 5/5/2004 3:39:45 PM

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*I wanna <groan> wit you*...or is that ????

Oh anyway...Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the opossum it could be done!

is that "canned" <groans> I hear????

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RE: Injun joke - 5/5/2004 7:31:06 PM

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another groaner,

Why'd the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

hardy har har

~rain~

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RE: Injun joke - 5/5/2004 8:26:56 PM

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*come grooooooan with me*

Okay, I've got one more...

A Buhddist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor, and says "Make me one with everything."

The monk hands the vendor a $20 bill, and asks for change. The vendor replies, "change must come from within."

Can I at least get a little moan???? Where's a good submissive when ya need one I ask you!!!!!

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RE: Injun joke - 5/5/2004 11:15:36 PM

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I ll give you a koan <groan> for that one Lady Beckett

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RE: Injun joke - 5/6/2004 2:12:24 AM

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M'Lady,

Lest you wonder again where your subs are. I groaned when I first put that on some Bhuddist board to ask if it was offensive and did know I should groan again.

Speaking of puns I entered a pun contest. I sent them ten puns thinking one would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did. <delayed groan>

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Bad pun - 5/8/2004 5:45:48 PM

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Since this has become the pun board;

A birch tree and a beech tree were standing next to eachother and a young tree sprout between them. Awoodpecker comes along and the birch asks," Mr. Woodpecker, Since you can move would you mind telling us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker replied, "That is the finest ash I ever stuck my pecker in."

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RE: Bad pun - 5/8/2004 10:09:44 PM

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<------ holding nose while typing

that is a great one iwill - gonna have to try an remember it for next time I see my brother ( we are both punsters ).

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