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If men got pregnant - 8/16/2005 11:41:58 PM

IronBear

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If men got pregnant

1. Maternity leave would last two years with full pay.

2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.

14. Women would rule the world.

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RE: If men got pregnant - 8/17/2005 3:01:21 AM

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Mwahahahaha. I love it. Now let's put this plan into action...<winks>

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RE: If men got pregnant - 8/19/2005 8:39:00 AM

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ROFLMAO

IronBear; what makes You think women don't rule the world now?

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The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.

William Ross Wallace

LOL...pinkpleasures

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RE: If men got pregnant - 8/19/2005 10:15:10 AM

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You forgot one.

EVERY child would be an "only child".

I also believe that humanity would be extinct.

OKAY everyone - CALL YOUR MOTHER TODAY!

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RE: If men got pregnant - 8/19/2005 9:54:15 PM

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ROTFLL, Thanks for that IronBear.
I've always called it UnNatural child birth. Mine was via C-section thank you very much, because I would die just like men if a person passed through there (guess I'm as much of a Sissy in that regard as men are)

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RE: If men got pregnant - 9/29/2005 9:52:32 PM

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Well I would have to say I agree with all most of all the part about women rulling the world. But hey wait a min. I am a woman and I do rule My world and all who enters it.

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RE: If men got pregnant - 10/14/2005 3:01:02 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: pinkpleasures

ROFLMAO

IronBear; what makes You think women don't rule the world now?

quote:

The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.

William Ross Wallace

LOL...pinkpleasures