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Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 1:00:06 PM

Chaingang

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"Huge manhood is a curse"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2006010734,00.html

How could they possibly know the lengths of those men's penis that way? If I were Will Smith or George Clooney, no problem - but what about Jude Law? Does anyone imagine that if he really had a 2" penis he would let anyone know that fact?

I'm not really sure who the other three are.

Here's the other funny thing - can you imagine any of these guys suing "The Sun" for publishing these "facts"? Evidence would have to be entered proving the information false and then you'd be on record for suing a publisher for stating you had a 2" penis. Damn!

Suddenly England seems like a really fucked up place - well, except for the page 3 part...

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 1:13:38 PM

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It was probably a female publicist with a bad case of "Penis Envy", doing the reporting.

I can hear Jude Law's rebuttal now....."Well the lass only measured the two inches that was appearing above my belt ..... tip of the iceberg, so to speak!"

LOL, Kevin

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 1:38:12 PM

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A Professor of Anthropology known for his sexist comments had caused his female students to agree on a walk out next time he made a sexist comment. The lecture is packed to the rafters with everyone waitig to see what would happen...... The Professor looking at the class, blandly stated "There is a tribe in Africa where the menhave penises 24 inches long when slack,,,," Without further ado the entire female student bost present rose, and marched to the door. As the first one opened the door, the Professor spoke loudly.... "Ladies, ladies, no need to rush, the nexp plane for Africa doiesn't leave for four days......"

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 1:48:42 PM

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quote:

"Huge manhood is a curse"

Ahh poor baby, to have such a curse. I did enjoy the picture.

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How could they possibly know the lengths of those men's penis that way?

Maybe they measured their feet and extrapolated.

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 2:42:50 PM

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You know, I'm a bit miffed at that guy. He was a loose guy, fucking around town as much as he can, and now he's complaining that he can't find anyone to date??

How about you develop a personality, move out of your MOMMA's house, and stop wearing those ridiculous pants, and stop fucking on the first date, and you just might find someone who looks into your eyes, and not at your pants.

God damned people blaming everything and everyone but themselves for their problems. I guess this is just the proverbial straw that broke my back, but I can't believe that anyone could blame their penis for lack of a relationship life.

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 2:53:24 PM

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i really want to say something about this topic...but i cant and wont...but i really want to...im banned from talking about Masters c***....see how disciplined and obedient i'm being Master? :P

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 3:11:12 PM

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I'm speechless....someone whining about their penis being TOO big and preventing them from having a meaningful relationship and a job. Next he will be seeking disability over the damn thing.

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 3:13:38 PM

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quote:

i really want to say something about this topic...but i cant and wont...but i really want to...im banned from talking about Masters c***....see how disciplined and obedient i'm being Master? :P

Ahhh dang, inquiring minds want to know, can you ask his permission to post your thoughts, pleeeeeze.

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 3:21:30 PM

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Hmmmm don't know what the comparable so-called newspaper over there would be to the Sun

If you have one that is identified by its readership being semi-literate rable and it runs serious storys like Big foot caught in hotel romp with Elvis Presely.... then you might have an idea how serious people take the 'reporting standards' of the Sun!

To give you an idea of our papers, here is a quote from a great sitcom we had a number of years ago, yes prime minister:-

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The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
The Times is read by people who actually do run the country;
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
And the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 3:26:56 PM

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Some of the reasons why having a big cock could be a curse:

1. Deep penetration could really hurt your partner ( hey im not complaining but some might)
2. Anal sex could be an issue ( ok im complaining about this one)

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 3:30:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: slavejali

Some of the reasons why having a big cock could be a curse:

1. Deep penetration could really hurt your partner ( hey im not complaining but some might)
2. Anal sex could be an issue ( ok im complaining about this one)

#1 is far more of a common problem than #2 in my experience

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 3:35:33 PM

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Hmmmm don't know what the comparable so-called newspaper over there would be to the Sun

That would be "The National Enquirer".. it's the place to go for all the latest on alien births and people who had dinner with Elvis last night.

Celeste

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 3:35:42 PM

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quote:

Some of the reasons why having a big cock could be a curse:

1. Deep penetration could really hurt your partner ( hey im not complaining but some might)
2. Anal sex could be an issue ( ok im complaining about this one)

I think you just answered my "inquiring minds want to know" question.

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 3:37:12 PM

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i did? *grin* hehe

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 5:14:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: Chaingang

"Huge manhood is a curse"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2006010734,00.html

Oh Waaah! Now the boy knows how women with big breasts have felt for centuries! I have no sympathy. I consider this cheap advertisement, personally.

Cin

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RE: Huge manhood is a curse (funny) - 3/3/2006 7:30:47 PM

IronBear

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Just send all those with oversized peni to me I'll run a special penis removal program and sell the removed bits to be cured for dog treats.. The operation is simple all I use us a chopping block and a sword blade heated whitehot to save the cost of seperate cauterization...........

< Message edited by IronBear -- 3/3/2006 7:31:35 PM >

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