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Horoscopes & Chinese Cookies - 2/8/2006 9:35:39 PM

candystripper

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My horoscope says:

Neo Leo questionnaire: why is the Big Cat on the sofa, watching made-for-cable dramas and weeping quietly at the sadness of it all? The Moon into Cancer is heavy on the bathos; let it weep!

My cookie says:

Prosperity is in your future.

LMAO. Believe me, i am a true shopping addict; if i'm coming into money, i'm not weeping.

candystripper

< Message edited by candystripper -- 2/8/2006 9:36:07 PM >

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RE: Horoscopes & Chinese Cookies - 2/9/2006 3:32:12 PM

champagnewishes

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If my fortune cookie were to tell me "prosperity is in your future" my horoscope would be sure to tell me "you will receive a large bill in the mail"....seems to be the way things go......

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