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Help! - 2/20/2006 6:09:00 PM

PenelopePitstop

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Recently Master and I decided to try out some electrical stimulation and bought a TENS unit. Well, he strapped me down and taped on the electrodes, and we got it rolling but nothing happened. I said he musta put the electrodes in the wrong place so we tried repositioning them, but stillnothing. You could hear the electric current going but I didn't feel a damn thing. Well we spend a load of money on this set up so we decided to just undo my arms and make something of the evening. The instant I touched his manhood my hair stood on end and I nearly peed myself.It was the most amazing sensation. So I guess what I wanted to ask was...

...does this make him a switch?

*ducks*

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RE: Help! - 2/20/2006 6:19:10 PM

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...does this make him a switch?

::spits Diet Orange Sunkist out her nose::

Well, fuck.

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RE: Help! - 2/20/2006 6:21:50 PM

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was that a "hohoho" fuck or an "off with her head!" fuck?

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RE: Help! - 2/20/2006 6:22:37 PM

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LMFAO

SHIT girl...that was good

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RE: Help! - 2/20/2006 6:25:20 PM

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wheeeeee!! I'm in!

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RE: Help! - 2/20/2006 6:46:35 PM

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was that a "hohoho" fuck or an "off with her head!" fuck?

Yes. ::chuckles::

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RE: Help! - 2/20/2006 6:51:25 PM

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I don't usually have the reaction where my drink spurts forth from my facial orifices...but dammit!!! that was some funny shit!!!!

*goes off muttering about having to clean this up

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