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For Golfers and their fans! - 7/18/2005 4:39:54 PM

Mercnbeth

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A golfer is teeing off from the back tees. On his downswing he realizes that his wife is teeing up on the red tees directly in his way. Unable to stop his swing he nails it and hits her directly in the temple and kills her dead on the spot. A few days later he gets a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.

Coroner: "Your wife seemed to have died from a blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the head, is that correct?"

Golfer: "Yes sir, that's correct."

Coroner: " I also found a golf ball wedged up her ass."

Golfer: "Was it a Titleist 3?"

Coroner: "Yes, It was."

Golfer: "That was my mulligan"

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