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Essential kit? - 2/21/2006 8:32:07 AM

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What do you think ladies?

http://www.pussysnorkel.com/facts.htm

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/21/2006 9:24:59 AM

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Ok that almost made me lose my lunch from laughing too hard.

No way would someone use that around me -- I'd never stop laughing and then no sex of any sort would be occuring for anyone.

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/21/2006 10:06:31 AM

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What do you think ladies?

http://www.pussysnorkel.com/facts.htm

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I'm not sure I'd be able to concentrate on the task at hand...*laughs* It's just so silly looking it would be hard to concentrate while they were..."exploring your reef" :D

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/21/2006 10:55:04 AM

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Thanks for sharing... it was great for a laugh... but that's about it as far as I am concerned... besides isn't half (well maybe not quite half) of the fun seeing him gasp for air every now and then? <smiles>

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/21/2006 11:02:16 AM

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Too funny!
I am with TammyJo on this one. I would be laughing too hard to follow through.
Besides, isn't he only supposed to breathe, when I tell him to breathe?
*WEG*

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/21/2006 11:08:55 AM

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yo, dude...surf's up...cowabunga...LOL

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/21/2006 11:09:43 AM

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Lol! It made me laugh too, might be worth making them wear for the humiliation factor though... could also hold nice smelly things near the air vents.

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/21/2006 11:17:14 AM

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Absolutely! The first picture that flew into My head was the boy clomping into the room with his Pussy Snorkel in place and a pair of big flippers on his feet, quietly saying "I am ready, Ma'am." I also wondered if they come in other colors. I want a red one!

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/21/2006 11:20:49 AM

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They have a glow in the dark one, he could run but not hide lol

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/21/2006 12:20:03 PM

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What do you think ladies?

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Excuse my dumb ass question .. Mistresses

but where exactly DO the beer cans go ??

< Message edited by dave1212 -- 2/21/2006 12:21:33 PM >

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/21/2006 12:29:14 PM

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WARNING: USPSA* Surgeon General has determined that continuous use of The Pussy Snorkel will cause multiple orgasms, which could result in temporary loss of energy.

WHat the! Someone is trying to monitarily gain off of My energy? HOW DARE THEY!! Visions the Surgeon General trying out this goodie in the trials and thinks ............hmmmmmm damn snot would run down the whiskers..... oh damn that was the LAST Surgeon General........ starts to invision all the OTHER ways I could use such a item....... thinks that glow in the dark tube would be rather nice running in up the nostrils and down thru the throat and out the mouth then hooked to a strap around the face and head........ yes I think this could be an essential kit!!!

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/21/2006 3:43:48 PM

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starts to invision all the OTHER ways I could use such a item....... thinks that glow in the dark tube would be rather nice running in up the nostrils and down thru the throat and out the mouth then hooked to a strap around the face and head........ yes I think this could be an essential kit!!!

Yikes. glad i live 3500 mi from you MistressDread.

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/21/2006 4:22:38 PM

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No sale. I LIKE the breath-play aspect of it.

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/22/2006 6:27:08 AM

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What do you think ladies?

http://www.pussysnorkel.com/facts.htm

Excuse my dumb ass question .. Mistresses but where exactly DO the beer cans go ??

Crumpled under your knees!

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RE: Essential kit? - 2/22/2006 2:07:05 PM

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