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Drink Information - 9/14/2005 12:10:59 AM

goddessDeliliah

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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE ad addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but gettin g laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

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RE: Drink Information - 9/14/2005 1:53:40 PM

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Hmm, I wonder what it is supposed to mean when you don't drink alcohol at all?

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RE: Drink Information - 9/14/2005 2:14:46 PM

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Well, in the case of a guy...like me...it would mean that he doesn't drink at all and wants to get laid.

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Hmm, I wonder what it is supposed to mean when you don't drink alcohol at all?

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RE: Drink Information - 9/14/2005 4:02:27 PM

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Hmm, I wonder what it is supposed to mean when you don't drink alcohol at all?

In my case it would mean I'm feeling terribly down and that I need to get sober.

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RE: Drink Information - 9/15/2005 1:50:33 PM

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Well, i used to drink mixed drinks and shots. Then i switched to beer. my last drink of choice has been white zinfandel. Now i just dont drink at all.

Sooooo, i went from having picky taste but stripped easily to being down to earth, then went on to be an easy slut. LOL! Now i'm none of those. Now i'm just a complete mystery!!

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RE: Drink Information - 9/19/2005 3:08:09 AM

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What happens if I drink it all?!!!! (Besides a trip to the ER). Seriously, though, at my bridal shower they passed a quiz out about me, and one of the questions was "Does Michelle prefer wine, beer, or mixed drinks?" My Mom piped up and said "Don't worry about the answer to 13. It's 'yes'." Ah well, I suppose I am a bit of a lush.

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RE: Drink Information - 9/21/2005 6:49:46 PM

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Perhap's it means you are a well rounded individual?

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RE: Drink Information - 10/11/2005 10:53:43 PM

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Hmm, I wonder what it is supposed to mean when you don't drink alcohol at all?

It means that I'm broke, and someone needs to buy me one.

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RE: Drink Information - 10/12/2005 6:45:14 AM

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Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Yup that's me! I might even let you win at pool if your cute enough and buy me enough beer.

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RE: Drink Information - 10/12/2005 11:49:10 PM

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I don't drink and I don't have sex. Guess that works.

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RE: Drink Information - 11/6/2005 5:26:48 PM

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i'm not sure what this makes me. i like shots and mixed drinks.

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RE: Drink Information - 11/7/2005 3:38:33 PM

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I rarely drink, maybe six times a year if that.

But, based on what I do have when I do order a drink, I guess I'm an old picky annoying sophisticated flake. Cool

Rosa

PS I'll have Champagne, Mamosas and strawberry Daiquiries if you are passing out drinks. Then I'll just pass out thank you.

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RE: Drink Information - 11/7/2005 11:58:59 PM

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<G> I always heard you weren't getting anything if you date orders a gin and (pla)tonic.

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