NakedOnMyChain
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Mike and Scott were out in the woods deer hunting when Scott fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing, and Mike couldn't find a pulse. In a panic, Mike pulled out his cell phone and dialed 911. When he got through, he gasped at the operator, "Help! My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a soothing voice, said, "Just calm down, sir. First, I need you to make sure he's dead." There was silence on the line for a few moments, then the operator heard a shot. Mike picks the phone back up and says, "OK. Now what?"
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