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Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/4/2006 8:07:03 PM

wooter

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I just completed shaving my cock and ball area for the very first time in my life. (Long story as to why that would simply bore.) It took me a half hour with a new blade and I am still not sure I got all the little suckers. Suggestions, comments, discussion, or should I just shup.

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/4/2006 8:23:54 PM

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Well, I can't speak as to what it would be like to shave my cock and balls as my pink parts are of the female variety....but I can tell you this much, it does go faster with practice. I shave every single day and I can generally do it in about 5 minutes....and that also includes legs and armpits. My ex Master was just amazed at the speed at which a woman can wield a razor....and we don't even have to be looking at what we're shaving in the mirror to get it right!

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/4/2006 8:43:03 PM

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Big hairy never gets shaved unless it is for surgical reasons.. however I know people who go to the club and have their genitals shaved. My view would be to find a trustworth person and have them shave you.. lay back with a rum and cock and enjoy........

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/4/2006 8:47:58 PM

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quote:

lay back with a rum and cock and enjoy........

Rum and Cocks are always best when consumed alternately with Vodka Tongue-its

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/4/2006 8:51:58 PM

IronBear

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was that an offer????? You volunteering????

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/4/2006 8:52:17 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: wooter

I just completed shaving my cock and ball area for the very first time in my life. (Long story as to why that would simply bore.) It took me a half hour with a new blade and I am still not sure I got all the little suckers. Suggestions, comments, discussion, or should I just shup.

If it were at the wishes of a Mistress I'd say stop the whining, but you are a Dom, so stop the whining.

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/4/2006 8:57:50 PM

mistoferin

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quote:

was that an offer????? You volunteering????

ahhhh....visions of Big Hairy!!!!!!

(Well my tag line does say something about only volunteers being here!)

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/5/2006 1:26:05 AM

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My view would be to find a trustworth person and have them shave you.. lay back with a rum and cock and enjoy........

Yes, yes, Bear ... just don't try and fight it. Lie back and gin and bear it. Oh, and MH also says to stop the wining ...

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/5/2006 1:30:13 AM

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I'm thinking you may want to try a good waxing...shaving will seem like a piece of cake after that!

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RE: Suggestions - 3/5/2006 1:30:59 AM

sissymaidlola

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quote:

I just completed shaving my cock and ball area for the very first time in my life. (Long story as to why that would simply bore.) It took me a half hour with a new blade and I am still not sure I got all the little suckers. Suggestions, comments, discussion, or should I just shup.

NAIR.

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/7/2006 8:48:52 PM

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ORIGINAL: champagnewishes

I'm thinking you may want to try a good waxing...shaving will seem like a piece of cake after that!

What was it Mel Gibson said in that movie.. What Women Want.... (scene... trying the leg waxing) as he rips it off.. screaming.. about killing himself... Why would any woman want to do that twice!?!?!?!

Not a fan of waxing when it comes to hair removal... LOL

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/7/2006 10:05:44 PM

Sirandlittle1

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laboriously slow method: shave
faster still but fucking painful: vietnamese waxer, they are the best
safe, not painful and silky smooth for 1 day: spray on hair removal mousse. test patch first, i took my Sir's scrotum off with this stuff, eek! Blistered for a week.

A friend with a steady hand has got to be, the nicest option i reckon.

For the fire play folks, a medical wipe and a lighter! whoosh, and its over in seconds, smells atrocious though.

little1

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/7/2006 10:36:42 PM

mnottertail

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OK, it you are that intent; here's the news. Get ashes; cigarettes, barbie coals it don't matter..... dip the pads on the ends of your fingers in them and pluck them fuckers like chicken feathers.

There ain't alotta good choices here, pal. No pain, no gain..........

Otherwise; accept that your penis looks like angela davis, in drag.

Ron

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RE: Suggestions - 3/7/2006 11:49:20 PM

MistressOfGa

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NAIR.

I had a huge reaction to Nair. It burnt like hell for hours afterwards. It felt like someone set my pubic area on fire, and NOT in a good way! <eg>

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/7/2006 11:50:37 PM

MistressOfGa

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Otherwise; accept that your penis looks like angela davis, in drag.

OMFG!! <falls to the floor laughing her ass off!>

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/8/2006 10:55:50 AM

Moloch

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You can always sit on some enriched uranium, the hair are guaranteed to fall off...

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RE: Damn. Is it always this difficult? - 3/8/2006 4:36:54 PM

LadyJulieAnn

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Here's a link that might help:

http://www.sexuality.org/l/fetish/shaving.html

Be well,
Julie

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