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Cybersex - 12/28/2005 10:03:52 PM

BigEyes

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"MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can
you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja : I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja : I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the
lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja : my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja : Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT. "

Just a taster - sorry if you've already read this! If not, do continue... It's so tragically true..

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/item.cfm?itm=1741

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RE: Cybersex - 12/28/2005 11:46:26 PM

LaMalinche

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Thank you BigEyes. I will remember this the next time some idiot tries cybering with me. "I put on my wizzards hat and robe." LMAO. It is just too precious.

Perhaps instead I will just get my "Magic spear and helmut."

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