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Chocolate math - 11/17/2005 5:34:51 AM   
Cloudz


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Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the
Hershey Man will know!




YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH



This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, ! pick the number of times a week that you would like to
have chocolate
(more than once but less than 10)









2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)










3. Add 5












4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator













5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 ....
If you haven't, add 1754.














6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.










You should have a three digit number










The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).










The next two numbers are









! YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT
LASTS.





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Chocolate math faux pas - 11/17/2005 6:51:13 AM   
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it did not work

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RE: Chocolate math faux pas - 11/17/2005 7:06:28 AM   
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it did for me


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RE: Chocolate math faux pas - 11/17/2005 7:59:58 AM   
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nice

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RE: Chocolate math faux pas - 11/17/2005 2:04:36 PM   
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I'm left with 120 - which is correct.

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RE: Chocolate math faux pas - 11/17/2005 2:43:44 PM   
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737...yup it worked

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RE: Chocolate math faux pas - 11/17/2005 5:12:04 PM   
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222 (22) it got me : (

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RE: Chocolate math - 11/18/2005 12:48:50 AM   
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722. That's just creepy. Get out of my brain! (lol)

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RE: Chocolate math - 11/18/2005 8:12:32 AM   
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2x2=4+5=9x50= oh crap where is the calculator 450+1755=damn I hit the clear button instead of the = ..... where was I? Oh yes.... chocolate... where did I put the hot cocoa mix?

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RE: Chocolate math - 11/18/2005 10:51:40 PM   
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AHHH!!!

YOU READ MINDS!!!


....


Mmmm...chocolate....

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RE: Chocolate math - 11/20/2005 10:32:35 AM   
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nope didn't work...

< Message edited by MstrssPassion -- 11/20/2005 10:33:31 AM >


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